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| Guess what? Turns out people hate me. Who knew? Some people hate me so much, that they have the audacity to write me hate mail. Well, here it is: | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Recieved: July 21, 2004 Subject: you ar horrible Body: I totally disagree with your website. It is obsurde, and anti-worldy. You are a misserable kid, who is taking his anger out on little kids, and old people. I want to burn your face with a hot sauduring iron. |
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| Tell me, how many words did you look up in the dictionary to sound smart when you wrote this, so you could masturbate in self-satisfaction when you were done with it? worldly: Of, relating to, or devoted to the temperal world. So anti- worldly being the opposite......I don't know where on my site I am writing against devotion to the temporal world. If you use a thesaurus or a dictionary more than once when you write me hate mail, don't write it at all, especially if you use the words you look up in the wrong context. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Recieved: August 4, 2004 Subject: None Body: Dear Chase, I hate you very much. and I wish you would die. please go screw yourself. don't ever do anything. on this site again love **** |
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| Okay. I'll never. do. anything on. this site. again. Was it necessary to put a period after every two words you said? Holy shit, there's this litle thing that most people use that is commonly reffered to as: | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Seriously, who would waste their time writing a guy who has like two hits on his personal website every month a poorly written hate mail that was maybe two sentences long? If you write me hate mail, at least make it somewhat amusing. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Recieved: October 5th, 2005 Subject: hate mail Body: You know you're not Maddox, right? |
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| WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I never thought of it until just now, thank you so much for enlightening me.... Wow, here's a quote from a great man that seems to fit right here: "Detective Dipshit is on the case!" Instead of focusing on petty investigations like informing that I am in fact "not Maddox", you should be solving puzzling cases like "who keeps ejaculating in your pants everytime a guy touches your hands". Thank you so much for cracking another case Detective D. Your trophy is in the mail, you cock. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Back to how much I rule... |
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