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Master Cheif is the most hard-core son a bitch I've ever heard of. Here's a run down of the game: You start out, waking up, with no weapon. Some aliens board the ship that you're on, so you follow some pathetic non-genetically-inhanced human loser (lame) around until you get a weapon. Then you proceed to kick some ass. You run around, ducking, dodging, shooting, and cutting down enemies with your Assault Rifle. This game has so many cool wepons, I'm not going to list them, but believe me...they rule. There is only one weapon this game doesn't have, and that's the Drop Kick. Holy shit, if you could drop kick people, there is no measure to the ass-kickery I would perform. But anyway, you just basically kick some ass for awhile until you get to this level where you find this like Blair Witch Project video and hear a bunch of screaming and gunshots when the camera goes black. So you walk for awhile, scared out of your mind, then these freaky mutants burst out of no where! Those damn mutant Flood made me scream and piss my pants everytime they popped out on that level. So after that level, you kick some ass but with a new enemy to face. Then you get to The Library and kick some ass for 3 hours straight. Then just beat some people down, kick some ass, blow stuff up, fight some robots, drive a car, run to a ship, then you're done with the game. I won't ruin the ending, but it's definitely worth playing. By the way, if you faithful Halo fans have read the 3 Halo books, you know that they rule. Please, all fans of Halo, go out and buy the 3 Halo books at your local bookstore. They kick ass, they explain so much, and they make the whole experience much better. You know what? I just realized something. The man under that shiny green helmet isn't John like they tell you in the book.......it's actually SADDAM HUSSEIN! That's why he kicks so much ass! It all makes sense now! What if in Halo 2 he takes off his helmet and it turns out to be Saddam Hussein? Oh man, that would be tits. |
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