THIS IS A QUESTION THAT HAS PUZZLED MANY OVER THE CENTURIES. BEFORE WE DELVE INTO CHARVER CLUTURE WE HAD BETTER BEGIN BY USING SOME NAMES THAT YOU MAY KNOW THEM AS.
A DICTIONARY DESCRIPTION
charver 1 v. US To have sex; shag. 2. UK Boy; lad; adolescent. 3. UK Be-track-suited twocker; borstal boy; male equivalent of a slappette (qv).
slappette n. Be tracksuited, hickied, bubblegum chewing, scrunchie (qv) wearing fledgling slapper (qv).
What they are commonly known as:
NEDS (NON EDUCATED DELINQUENT)
BARRIES
SCALLIES
JACKS
CHARVAS
SPIDES
KEVS
MEADERS
TOWNIES
A CHARVER IS SCUM, FILTH, THE LEVEL OF HUMANITY THAT YOU STAND ON IN THE GRASS. THEY ARE WORSE THAN SH*T AND ITS ABOUT TIME THAT YOU ALL KNEW WHAT THEY ARE AND HOW TO SPOT ONE.
FIRST OF ALL FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED ONE CHARVERS ARE COMMONLY THE "POPULAR"? ONES AT SCHOOL WHO EVERYONE WANTS TO BE AND ARE REALLY JEALOUS OF.
WELL WE TELL YOU KNOW STOP IT!!!
YOU DON�T WANT TO BE LIKE THEM BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT REALISE IT YET BUT THEY ARE CHARVERS AND WILL ALWAYS BE. THEY HAVE BEEN RAISED BY CHARVERS AND WILL, BEFORE THEY TURN 16 HAVE A CHARVER BABY THEMSELVES.
BY THE TIME THAT YOU HAVE LEFT SCHOOL YOU WILL OF REALISED THAT THEY ARE WASTE OF SPACE AND THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN THEY WILL EVER BE. YOU MAY GO ON TO GET A GOOD JOB, GO TO COLLEGE AND STUDY SOMETHING ACADEMIC.
BUT OH NO NOT CHARVERS, THEY ONLY KNOW HOW TO DO ONE THING, NO NOT THAT, PERVERTS, ONLY SOME WHO ARE REALLY GOOD AT IT GET PAID FOR THAT, THEY GO AND LEARN TO BE HAIRDRESSERS OR BEAUTICIANS OR IN MOST CHARVER BOYS CASES, DOLE MONGERS.
A CHARVER IS COMMONLY EASY TO SPOT, YOU CAN USUALLY FIND THEM HANGING ROUND ON FRIDAY NIGHTS DRUNK ON HALF A BOTTLE OF CIDER AND ASKING YOU FOR MONEY OR SHOUTING
�WHO YA LOKING AT, D�YA WANNA FIGHT�
OR
�CAN YE GET SERVED, BUY ES SOME DRINK/FAGS�
IF THIS HAPPENS THE FIRST THING YOU HAVE TO DO IS COMPOSE YOURSELF AND SAY
�FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT AND GO FUCKING GET IT YOURSELF�
