| IF THIS FAILS AND THEY DO NOT BACK AWAY AS THEY ARE�NT USED TO BEING CONFRONTED THEY WILL PROBOBLY SURROUND YOU. YOU WILL KNOW THIS IS HAPPENING AS ALL YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SEE IS THE FLASH OF GOLD GLEAMING OFF THEIR BRIGHTLY COLOURED TRACKSUITES. THIS IS A COMMON OCCURANCE AMONG LARGE CHARVA GANG LANDS AND AS YOU WILL COME TO REALISE, THEY NEVER EVER FIGHT ALONE. CHARVAS ARE FAR TOO SCARED TO TAKE ANYONE THEMSELVES, THEY HAVE TO GET THEIR GROUP TO HELP THEM OUT. THIS IS USUALLY DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY ARE SOFT AS SHIT AND WOULDN�T DARE TRY ANYTHING WITHOUT THEIR �POSSE� CHARVA CHARACTERISTICS ? HUGE FRINGES IN GIRLS (AND SOMETIME BOYS) WHICH THEY CURL UNDER USING A BAKED BEAN OR COKE CAN. ? MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF GOLD DANGLING FROM THEIR NECKS WITH TACKY THINGS SUCH AS DOLLS OR CLOWNS ON THEM. UNECESSARY LARGE EARRINGS WHICH WOULD RIP THE EAR LOBES OF ANY NORMAL PERSON. AND 2 SOVERIEGN RINGS ON EACH AND EVERY FINGER. ? THE CONSTANT WEARING OF TRACKSUITES IN THE REAL DIE-HARD CHARVAS OR MORE COMMONLY NOW A LOT OF DENIM AND CHECKED SHIRTS. ? ORANGE FOUNDATION WITH HEAVY EYE MAKE UP ? SMOKING HEAVILY AND DRINKING CIDER ON STREET CORNERS. ? HAVING A LARGE FAMILY OF BASTARD CHILDREN BY THE TIME THEYRE 21. ? REALLY SHIT OVER DONE CARS WHICH THEY JUST PARK IN THE MARKET PLACE OR OUTSIDE WALTERS ETC, AND DRINK CIDER. ? HANGING OUTSIDE OFF LICENSES IN HUGE PACKS. THE CHARVA HUNTING PACK CHARVAS WILL ALMOST ALWAYS HANG AROUND IN THEIR DESIGNATED PACKS. THERE IS A STRICT PECKING ORDER IN THESE PACKS, BEING DECIDED BY THE �HARDNESS� OF EACH CHARVER AND THE QUALITY OF THEIR TRACKSUITS AND GOLD. A CHARVA WILL NEVER HUNT ALONE, UNLESS IT IS ON DRUGS OR IS VERY STUPID AS CHARVAS ARE REALLY AS SOFT AS SHIT WITHOUT THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THEIR HUNTING PACK. YOU WILL OFTEN HEAR A CHARVA UTTER THESE WORDS �I�LL GET SO-AND-SO TO YOU, THEY�LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YA!� MEANING �IM TOO SOFT TO FIGHT YOU BY MYSELF, I WILL RUN AWAY CRYING TO MY 20 MATES� WHO WILL PROBABLY IGNORE THE CHARVA AS THEY ARE USUALLY LOW DOWN ON THE PECKING ORDER. |
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| A TYPICAL CHARVA HOUSEHOLD, POSED BY A MISS BARBIE. | ||||||||