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Now many of you may not have heard of choths as it is a relatively new breed of charva. The choth is really easy to spot if you know what you are looking for, firstly a choth will almost always be wearing a hoody sporting a logo such as "slipknot." Along with this they can be seen wearing their regulation tracksuit bottoms as they cant afford to buy baggy jeans yet. You will know a choth as you will recognise it from the week before when it was a pure breed charva asking you to buy it cider from the offie. Now a choth will still do the same things it did when it was a charva, apart from wearing a hoody and a bike chain, but dont be fooled, once a charva always a charva. As the charva evolves it takes time for it's pack to catch up, so it is not an uncommon sight to see a choth hanging about with a pack of pure breeds.
Now choths can be dangerous creatures if you don't know how to spot them correctly, goths are generally nice people so if you confuse a goth with a choth then you could be in for a nasty surprise. In a way a choth can be more of a threat than a pure breed as it will think it has magical satan powers or some daft shite like that. There is a theory that choths first evolved from charvas who spent too much time in skate parks and it took off from there but there could be many factors.
But don't worry anyone with half a brain cell can tell a choth from a goth, which is why many charvas are confused about the whole ridiculous turn of events.
.sleep tight, dont have nightmares.
(always keep a bar of soap under your pillow at night to protect you from late night charva attacks.) |
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