"I could never be a vegetarian I am a Vagetarian "
"If i was not interested in another girl, i would so sex you right now"
"Vodka go bye bye"
"Shit! fire is hot!"
"God is dressed as Waldo, that is why it is hard to find him."
"If you want to please me you better put something else in"
"You cant stop if I keep going"
"My friend once made me piss so hard I laughed on her couch"
"Now our hall smells all fresh and clean"
"My crotch is going to be an amusement park"
"Leftovers...mmmm....My Favorite"
"if i knew them, I would know their names"
"I told my girlfriends, there will be only two guys in you tonight.....me and Jack Daniels
"Can I lick it too?"
"Turn around and take it like a man!"
"I need to be intoxicated before I can drink"
"Me: wasn't angelina jolie in that?
Friend 1: no that was halle berry
Friend 2: cause they look a lot alike
Friend 1: well...
Friend 2: that's the perfect set up for a *** joke
Friend 1: i was just gonna say that's like the difference between white chocolate and dark chocolate
Me: they both taste good though "
"You're all talking like animals"
(From a college Prof.)"It is a nice day out....how bout you all go out and play."
"Are you a pirate or a ninja?" "Can I be black instead?"