Subj: INSIDE JOKES!!!!!!
Date: 3/23/2002 11:12:31 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: rem316@juno.com
To: Charmangel3@aol.com


Inside Jokes! Remember any of these..?
- Jen, I lost my place, where are we again?
- They looked out the window and they didn't see a tree, they saw a big
plump, tree, BILOWING IN THE WIND. WOOHOO! Looky here! Look at me! I'm A
WILLOW TREE!!!!!!
- ALyssa, go down to the attendance office ( no more of an explanation
needed)
-YOU KILLED THE CATIPILLAR!!!!! *gasssp. "oh, it was just the crop
killing kind"
-The Micich Quiz- has Micich wrecked YOUR mind?
-Paper football massacre ( ok Scott that was YOUR fault, that whole
deforestation thang cimes into play here)
- Canticles.... ear plugs please!
- On The Verge of Upchucking ( remember those poor little traumatized
elementery school children? And all becuase Druhv didnt play the tranlge
on beat one!!!!!!!!!)
-Pom Poms.... ahhhh
- band music that "blows"
-Joe is magna pulcher ( thanks Jena, many generations of band students
will see that!)
- Dani! OH DANI!!!!!
-Ok kiddies, time for a rousing game of capture the gong mallet! * Ya
mon!*
-Skittles, taste the asphalt!
-We should have won! I even cheered for the ugly guys wife!
-Stop flirting with the enemy Scott...sigh
-Wanna come on the knargly tea cups with us?
-Finger symbol band
-Band Camp ( no, I did NOT stick my flute up my.. ok well you get the
idea....) us colorgaurd members have better morals than that....
-COLORGAURD!!!!
-GARY JUST LOOKED AT ME! OMG! THATS FIVE IN TWO MINUTES! OMG! ( its ok
Kelly, we all love you!)
-Shepherds Song ( MOOOOOO)
- Midgeting circumstances can be irratating
-Madeeka? LATE! Kurdeeka? LATE!
-everybody... they're.. LATE LaTE LATE!
- Riccardi.. LATE! Stigliglu... LATE!
- Foley Foley Foley.. Jennifer Foley...{ official gym theme music of the
8th grade}
- "Uh guys,.." "What" "guys.." "WHAT???" "um, the shrine's kinda on
fire.."
- "I was in the kitchen one day, just carvin the turkey, when my husband
comes in in a jealous rage. " You've been screwin the milkman!" He was
mad! You know what he did then? He ran into my knife! He ran into my
knife ten times!"
- "He's as HOT AS THE SUN!"
- "FROLICK DAMMIT FROLICK!!!!!!!!!"
-"If you don't ask Christina to that dance.. your mother will find your
decaying corpse against the middle school building.. wait where did she
go?"
-" You banged mom!?"
- "The 'prude whore' "
- "Not my trip man"
-" Hey.. wait.. where am I? Who are you? Who am I?"
- "Will you marry me?"
- "hey, I can lose a few inner children!"
- "Christina- can we PLEASE go to the nurse now! It's been a month and we
still haven't gotten gas masks yet!"
-"Can you PLEASE stop drooling on my yearbook?"
-"Anthony, could you please staple yourself? thank you"
- "Honey I think he likes you, after all, this is the forty third time
he's called and the phone battery is dead..."
-"no looking at porn! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"
- "Hey mom! Hercules was a cross dresser! "
- "Yeah Ma, we got there, we just .. well, um, got our religions confused
a lil bit that's all..."
- "hey kids! We're going to go on a magical mystery tour to the peircing
and tattoo parlor." " NO!!!!"
-" Smile for the camera!"
- (fav quote) " You said when we were married that you would die for me.
Now that we're divorced, I think you should keep your end of the
bargain.."

-"We are one! We are one! We are one!" giggle giggle ( yes Jena I had to
inculde you!)
- " She's an animal! But she's also really sweet too." "Form what I saw,
she was on top of you, she seemed like a very lovely girl."
- "he is SUCH a pimp! Although he lacks the traditional white suit, hat,
and septer thing-a-ma-jig"
- " She just dumped her boyfriend... whats you son's name again?"




- Lil Kim music anyone?
- JOSEPH IS THE BEST!!!!!! My true love! Although he really loves my
sister! :( tear tear
- vacuume cleaners and Joseph

-John, would you like a screwdriver for diggin a hole in the sole of your
shoe instead of a pencil?


-Tally Chart ( which by the way, I'm planning on making photo copies
someday)
- The Cow MOO!!!!!!! ( never forget it Ethel! Never forget!)
- Yo sup homies algebra da bomb yo!
- Well you see, x and m are married, b is the baby, and y, well yo, he's
gay, that's why he's on the other side of the equation...
-ding dong the witch is dead!
- Bernie... thrashing toungue ring of evil
- I love Mason! * by the way Chris.. he is still MY prom date*
- Puffy Bunnies, the ordeal
- Polka your way to fitness
- Squirrels.. oh no he has a new one.. wait didn't my dad run that over
on the way to school? Just look away man, just look away...
- Whats deorderant?
-Infalte-a-date
- Do you feel lonley...?
- "the wall"
-Snotter Potter
-Chicken Run
-Oompaloompa savior ( thank you Jeanette wherever you are right now!)

-Scooby Dudey!
-Lady Marmalade... ehhhhh I dont wanna go any further with that... moving
on!


-Billy Bob Joe Bob... ( romantic sigh)
- HOW ROMANTIC

- The Helga approach
- Orky Pop....
-those are NOT condoms! ( no serously they weren't I swear!)
-Caribbean....( ehhhhh)
-Baby abuse in Caf 5! * it least it didn't lose it's hairline like Tara's
baby...sorry Tara!!

-david under the table..bang..bang..bang on the window...
- " hey look, there's the girl WHO RUINED MY BEST FRIEND'S LIFE!"
- What kind of balls HAVENT you broken Chuck?

- smoking parodies( hyper pills were associated with the making of those)
- Shelly look! It's a Bob sighting!
- Hey! It's dumbo on wheels! RIDE LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!

- 7 days by Britney Spears.... met this guy on Monday, wrapped a snake
around his neck on tuesday....Guess what they were doing Wednesday
through Saturday? (hmmmmmm)
- Italian X-mas Eve * so Lauren, what are you doing on Dec 24th?*
- Mmmmmmm, oooooooooh....yuummmmm

- Iggy
- "And that's ALL I have to say about your compatability quiz!"
- That was NOT an invitation
- PET PEEVES
- Bernie,.. rifle...grave...

-The soda machine out here seems to have the devil in it. It says on its
LCD screen that it has ice cold soda. Then it displays the temp of 450F.
It also says that a soda costs $1.07. Strange.
- he was soo...unpredictable and like he got in trouble for stabbing a
yoo hoo .( that's an actual quote there)
- Christina, I dont know what to do. I dont love him anyomre, I love his
sn....
- How many licks DOES it take?
- Regine, writing buddy forever!
- MOZART- the unforgiving ( " what do you mean you want me to stop
playing this song over, and over.. and over.. and over..?")
- he had a big... WHAT? and a WHAT toungue? Oh dear.....( father forigve
me for I have sinned..)
- I'm hotter than a pop tart right outta the toaster ( dang stright!)
- Sunsets sunsets! ( oooh that was a blast Robin lol)
- I'm leaving you for your saggy one legged toothless grandpa ( I really
hope the grandson got counseling after that, it was awful!)
- Froggy Eyes.... ( yah thats right not SPANISH eyes FROGGY eyes lol)
- spellcheck....* screw it!*
- Children of the Corn " ahhhhh...ahhhhhh...ahhhhhhh..."
- SPANISH RAP!!!!!!!!
- Jena's Friday dysfunction.... well Jena you got nice ring-o-metal
structure...?
- SMURF! ( oh goodness Steph, bring back any back memories?)
- I live on Cumming road....^
- caveman discovers pants.... the next epic novel of our time

- Only do what the skittles tell you to do
- the gay finger?
- Paul's meeeeeelting!
- stampeed of pom poms!!!! AHHHHH " look guys! Paul's in there!"
- Into the woods...
- Druhv, explain what a enuch is to the class...
- Bronwnie points for Ja Rubes! * Allie and me*
-Super Special Ethel!
- Lisa's high on... ummm...uhhh...errrr....
- Dwarf tossing!
- Sparky the Woof woof woof!!!!!!!
-Baby Raymond.. frisky love bite. Hey guys he's only one!
- no woner he's such a romantic!
- Room Service! BAND BANG.. " CAMILLIA SHUT THE FUCK UP!" "Girls.. we can
hear you from all the way down the hall.." "Sorry Mrs. Alloy!" " We are
so going to hell for that one.."
-The Dynasty...
- " and then she made me pee in a cup!"
- You have a beautiful baby sloth....
- EVOLYN!
- "I heard u were...bangin?"
- Tanning salon.. bring some sun tan lotion! SPF 50!
- do you sell girl scout cookies? Does your mother sell girlscout
cookies? Does your sister sell girl scout cookies? Does the sister that
you never had have intentions of selling girl scout cookies? Do you have
intentions of selling girlscout cookies? Does your mother have intentions
of selling girlscout cookies?
- attack of the chipmunks!!!
- "I think Im allergic to my eyeliner"
- AWESOME!!!
- American Beauty
- Tapes.....yous a ho!
- Whos da ho?
- "the fan"
- Barney baby sits! ( "Barney! My jaw's stuck in the toaster..." "well
Johnny why dont you use this metal fork to unstick it..." " owwww!"
- Sesame Street on crack
- Those guys weren't just hammering those boards Johnny!
- easy mac...
- do u have Gary's number?
- are you positive you're sure?
- Why did Karen have to die?
- " I don't understand why she was depressed.. I mean.. I know i did't go
to her to the abortion clinic to abort our child but why would she be
depressed?"
- " she gave me her cds.. and THATS TEH DAY SHE KILLED HERSELF!" * all
happy
- Fun with hoops " I just want a hula hoop... hula hoop *rewind* ..hula
hoop * rewind* hulla hoop.." "AHH MAKE IT STOP!"
- The parapalegic crab ( come on Karen!)
- little steps to the library
- Japanese music....HAKI YACHI HOOKOO
- I got to the apple level!!!!!
- "kinky" - TOM TERMONOLOGY NOT MINE
- the Doluct song! sing jena sing!
- " KEVIN MOON YOU OWE ME TEN BUCKS!" * shattering glass over at A&P
- Ok, well I have the spare book sock to gag him with... you have the
pepper spray and the handcuffs? I think we;re all set now
- " I always wanted to have a bunch of girls singing.. Oh Anthony oh
anthony, what are we going to do with you.. it's my life's dream!"
- John Edwards...
- Threesomes with Grandma
-online breathing therapy! * see you survived Shelly!
- Yenta yenta yenta
- Gore.. Bush.. and Nader in the middle
- do not call me while I am on the toilet....
- What ever you do, do NOT give the condom to the percussion section... *
wise words of Silano
- photographer in training....
- " That is the BEST picture of the Beatles!" " um, hi Karen.."
- lingere show in the attic.. " hey mommy look its a tu tu!"
- The salad bar of Christianity...
- can u pay my bills,,, cant pay my TELEPHONE BILLS,. cant my my
automobiles * wow.. that was.. freaky..*
- deer heads!!!!
- the black car * dun dun dun
- coccaine pizza... the pizza choice of all pot heads in Bangor PA
- "OUR mayor prefers Pepsi not coke" - Pen Argyl
- do YOU smoke pot 40 days a month?
- Oh Henry.. Oh Indie.. oh Shrek!
- Lion king incest!
- rewind it! rewind it! rewind it!
- In The End.. over.. and over.. and over
- heylookimNOTnaked
- the Bath and Body works scent of the day is...
- Pacancak Pond! ( its aight, Steph, I'll forgive you you're new and used
to cornfeilds)
- HIDE IN THE DITCH HIDE IN THE DITCH!
- I'm a lil tea pot...
- a true teen story " I almost got fingered up by a percussionist in
school"
- Russia was here.. Isreal was here...
- flying paper dagger of death
- it's SOOOO PRETTY!!!!!!
- Dont worry be hoppy mon
- grandpa just flicked me the birdie!
-23 bottles of ketchup...
- Uncle Marty!
- Jump On It!
- three year old juvenile deliquents
- make shift bangor band
- " you dont want me in your band! Eric doesnt want me in your band! I am
going to go cry in the closet now!" ( awwwww)
- the gossip ladies.. " Now Patty, we justs GOTS ta pray for that owld
boy nameda Randay. I heard he was a sleepin with that old farma's
daughta! " Gassssp " I wodner why no one comes to pray with us na more.."
( the use of socks got out of control there though)
- Skipping church ( hey we were 7!)
- diving board parodies * and all the honies think I'm pretty fat for an
elephant!* oh gosh us stupid eight year old selves....
- Ok, who put those barbie dolls in THOSE positions? " we were never this
perverted at ten years old.. or were we?"
- Rocks for missionaires!
-locking the lil kids out into the feilds.... ( how much trouble we got
in for that!)
- bra under the bridge... well there used to be this bridge whore....
- car alarms
- " the boys"
- But Waldo.. it might be dangerous!
- Ursella Levy
- Wal MArt cross dressers ( I am so sorry you had to go through with that
Mike!) :(
- sped corrector goes bust....
- Weather Theme Songs * Star Wars hahahah!
- How many personalities do YOU have?
- Wait! What if his personality cant drive? " we're screwed"
- " It is impossible to change someones sexual orientations. Your mind
can be changed, yor heart swayed, but your penis is very stubborn"
- I dont fantasize about him dying what are you talking about Michelle..?
It;s just a story about his funeral
- Oh don't worry, it's supposed to be homicidal
- "Who's Yoko Ono?" ( do you supposed they exchanged brain cells for
silicon when they gave Britney a boob job?)
- Im flying! - Camillia
- John! Paul! John! Paul!
- Toms John Lennon
- Extra Credit for the French
- 20 ways to confuse trick o treaters
- bow before the pumpkin!
- " do I come off as gay?" * NO COMMENT* ex gfs shoudlnt even touch that
lol.
- Pookie! Shnookums!
- IM pregnant, and Chucks the father...
- This cant be happening! I knew he was the father! He had to be! I've
gotten ten other guys DNA tested he HAS to be the father!
- Ching and ching dont make CHING!!!!!! * I luv u Blurta!*
- Pregnant scare online ( sorry about that Jody lol I just cant beleive
you beleived me!!!!!)
- chained toilet paper....
- Baby Raymond from the 60s!
- they're not all taxi drivers... some of them pump our gas too!
- Dam it daddy its called the twist!
- the candy bar conception story ( I will never look at a Mounds Joy bar
the same way again)
- Lesbian bingo hall.... JERRY JERRY JERRY!
- the Italian diss notebook
- You never told me you were so religious.... you never told me your
father was a pharmasist
- all ya'll lil boys dressin up as thugs...
- I know this has nothing to do with the subject at hand, but my friend
got hit by an ice cream truck when he was six....







 


Inside Jokes! Remember any of these..?

- Jen, I lost my place, where are we again?

- They looked out the window and they didn't see a tree, they saw a big
plump, tree, BILOWING IN THE WIND. WOOHOO! Looky here! Look at me! I'm A WILLOW
TREE!!!!!!

- ALyssa, go down to the attendance office ( no more of an
explanation needed)

-YOU KILLED THE CATIPILLAR!!!!! *gasssp. "oh, it was just the crop killing
kind"

-The Micich Quiz- has Micich wrecked YOUR mind?

-Paper football massacre ( ok Scott that was YOUR fault, that whole
deforestation thang cimes into play here)

- Canticles.... ear plugs please!

- On The Verge of Upchucking ( remember those poor little traumatized
elementery school children? And all becuase Druhv didnt play the tranlge on beat
one!!!!!!!!!)


-Pom Poms.... ahhhh

- band music that "blows"

-Joe is magna pulcher ( thanks Jena, many generations of band students will
see that!)

- Dani! OH DANI!!!!!

-Ok kiddies, time for a rousing game of capture the gong mallet! * Ya
mon!*

-Skittles, taste the asphalt!

-We should have won! I even cheered for the ugly guys wife!

-Stop flirting with the enemy Scott...sigh

-Wanna come on the knargly tea cups with us?

-Finger symbol band

-Band Camp ( no, I did NOT stick my flute up my.. ok well you get the
idea....) us colorgaurd members have better morals than that....

-COLORGAURD!!!!

-GARY JUST LOOKED AT ME! OMG! THATS FIVE IN TWO MINUTES! OMG! ( its ok
Kelly, we all love you!)

-Shepherds Song ( MOOOOOO)

- Midgeting circumstances can be irratating

-Madeeka? LATE! Kurdeeka? LATE!

-everybody... they're.. LATE LaTE LATE!

- Riccardi.. LATE! Stigliglu... LATE!

- Foley Foley Foley.. Jennifer Foley...{ official gym theme music of the
8th grade}


- "Uh guys,.." "What" "guys.." "WHAT???" "um, the shrine's kinda on
fire.."


- "I was in the kitchen one day, just carvin the turkey, when my husband
comes in in a jealous rage. " You've been screwin the milkman!" He was mad! You
know what he did then? He ran into my knife! He ran into my knife ten
times!"

- "He's as HOT AS THE SUN!"

- "FROLICK DAMMIT FROLICK!!!!!!!!!"

-"If you don't ask Christina to that dance.. your mother will find your
decaying corpse against the middle school building.. wait where did she
go?"

-" You banged mom!?"

- "The 'prude whore' "

- "Not my trip man"

-" Hey.. wait.. where am I? Who are you? Who am I?"

- "Will you marry me?"

- "hey, I can lose a few inner children!"

- "Christina- can we PLEASE go to the nurse now! It's been a month and we
still haven't gotten gas masks yet!"

-"Can you PLEASE stop drooling on my yearbook?"

-"Anthony, could you please staple yourself? thank you"


- "Honey I think he likes you, after all, this is the forty third time he's
called and the phone battery is dead..."

-"no looking at porn! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"


- "Hey mom! Hercules was a cross dresser! "

- "Yeah Ma, we got there, we just .. well, um, got our religions confused a
lil bit that's all..."

- "hey kids! We're going to go on a magical mystery tour to the peircing
and tattoo parlor." " NO!!!!"


-" Smile for the camera!"


- (fav quote) " You said when we were married that you would die for me.
Now that we're divorced, I think you should keep your end of the
bargain.."

 


-"We are one! We are one! We are one!" giggle giggle ( yes Jena I had to
inculde you!)

- " She's an animal! But she's also really sweet too." "Form what I saw,
she was on top of you, she seemed like a very lovely girl."

- "he is SUCH a pimp! Although he lacks the traditional white suit, hat,
and septer thing-a-ma-jig"

- " She just dumped her boyfriend... whats you son's name again?"

 

 

 

 

- Lil Kim music anyone?

- JOSEPH IS THE BEST!!!!!! My true love! Although he really loves my
sister! :( tear tear

- vacuume cleaners and Joseph

 

-John, would you like a screwdriver for diggin a hole in the sole of
your shoe instead of a pencil?

 

 

-Tally Chart ( which by the way, I'm planning on making photo copies
someday)

- The Cow MOO!!!!!!! ( never forget it Ethel! Never forget!)

- Yo sup homies algebra da bomb yo!

- Well you see, x and m are married, b is the baby, and y, well yo, he's
gay, that's why he's on the other side of the equation...

-ding dong the witch is dead!

- Bernie... thrashing toungue ring of evil

- I love Mason! * by the way Chris.. he is still MY prom date*

- Puffy Bunnies, the ordeal

- Polka your way to fitness

- Squirrels.. oh no he has a new one.. wait didn't my dad run that over on
the way to school? Just look away man, just look away...

- Whats deorderant?

-Infalte-a-date

- Do you feel lonley...?

- "the wall"

-Snotter Potter

-Chicken Run

-Oompaloompa savior ( thank you Jeanette wherever you are right now!)

 

-Scooby Dudey!

-Lady Marmalade... ehhhhh I dont wanna go any further with that... moving
on!

 

 

-Billy Bob Joe Bob... ( romantic sigh)

- HOW ROMANTIC

 

- The Helga approach

- Orky Pop....

-those are NOT condoms! ( no serously they weren't I swear!)

-Caribbean....( ehhhhh)

-Baby abuse in Caf 5! * it least it didn't lose it's hairline like Tara's
baby...sorry Tara!!

 

-david under the table..bang..bang..bang on the window...

- " hey look, there's the girl WHO RUINED MY BEST FRIEND'S LIFE!"

- What kind of balls HAVENT you broken Chuck?

 

- smoking parodies( hyper pills were associated with the making of
those)

- Shelly look! It's a Bob sighting!

- Hey! It's dumbo on wheels! RIDE LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!

 

- 7 days by Britney Spears.... met this guy on Monday, wrapped a snake
around his neck on tuesday....Guess what they were doing Wednesday through
Saturday? (hmmmmmm)

- Italian X-mas Eve * so Lauren, what are you doing on Dec 24th?*

- Mmmmmmm, oooooooooh....yuummmmm

 

- Iggy

- "And that's ALL I have to say about your compatability quiz!"

- That was NOT an invitation

- PET PEEVES

- Bernie,.. rifle...grave...

 

-The soda machine out here seems to have the devil in it. It says on its
LCD screen that it has ice cold soda. Then it displays the temp of 450F. It also
says that a soda costs $1.07. Strange.

- he was soo...unpredictable and like he got in trouble for stabbing a yoo
hoo .( that's an actual quote there)

- Christina, I dont know what to do. I dont love him anyomre, I love
his sn....

- How many licks DOES it take?

- Regine, writing buddy forever!

- MOZART- the unforgiving ( " what do you mean you want me to stop playing
this song over, and over.. and over.. and over..?")

- he had a big... WHAT? and a WHAT toungue? Oh dear.....( father forigve me
for I have sinned..)

- I'm hotter than a pop tart right outta the toaster ( dang stright!)

- Sunsets sunsets! ( oooh that was a blast Robin lol)

- I'm leaving you for your saggy one legged toothless grandpa ( I really
hope the grandson got counseling after that, it was awful!)

- Froggy Eyes.... ( yah thats right not SPANISH eyes FROGGY eyes lol)

- spellcheck....* screw it!*

- Children of the Corn " ahhhhh...ahhhhhh...ahhhhhhh..."

- SPANISH RAP!!!!!!!!

- Jena's Friday dysfunction.... well Jena you got  nice ring-o-metal
structure...?

- SMURF! ( oh goodness Steph, bring back any back memories?)

- I live on Cumming road....^

- caveman discovers pants.... the next epic novel of our time

 

- Only do what the skittles tell you to do

- the gay finger?

- Paul's meeeeeelting!

- stampeed of pom poms!!!! AHHHHH " look  guys! Paul's in
there!"

- Into the woods...

- Druhv, explain what a enuch is to the class...

- Bronwnie points for Ja Rubes! * Allie and me*

-Super Special Ethel!

- Lisa's high on... ummm...uhhh...errrr....

- Dwarf tossing!

- Sparky the Woof woof woof!!!!!!!

-Baby Raymond.. frisky love bite. Hey guys he's only one!

- no woner he's such a romantic!

- Room Service! BAND BANG.. " CAMILLIA SHUT THE FUCK UP!" "Girls.. we can
hear you from all the way down the hall.." "Sorry Mrs. Alloy!"  " We are so
going to hell for that one.."

-The Dynasty...

- " and then she made me pee in a cup!"

- You have a beautiful baby sloth....

- EVOLYN!

- "I heard u were...bangin?"

- Tanning salon.. bring some sun tan lotion! SPF 50!

- do you sell girl scout cookies? Does your mother sell girlscout cookies?
Does your sister sell girl scout cookies? Does the sister that you never had
have intentions of selling girl scout cookies? Do you have intentions of selling
girlscout cookies? Does your mother have intentions of selling girlscout
cookies?

- attack of the chipmunks!!!

- "I think Im allergic to my eyeliner"

- AWESOME!!!

- American Beauty

- Tapes.....yous a ho!

- Whos da ho?

- "the fan"

- Barney baby sits! ( "Barney! My jaw's stuck in the toaster..." "well
Johnny why dont you use this metal fork to unstick it..." " owwww!"

- Sesame Street on crack

- Those guys weren't just hammering those boards Johnny!

- easy mac...

- do u have Gary's number?

- are you positive you're sure?

- Why did Karen have to die?

- " I don't understand why she was depressed.. I mean.. I know i did't go
to her to the abortion clinic to abort our child but why would she be
depressed?"

- " she gave me her cds.. and THATS TEH DAY SHE KILLED HERSELF!" * all
happy

- Fun with hoops " I just want a hula hoop... hula hoop *rewind* ..hula
hoop * rewind* hulla hoop.." "AHH MAKE IT STOP!"

- The parapalegic crab ( come on Karen!)

- little steps to the library

- Japanese music....HAKI YACHI HOOKOO

- I got to the apple level!!!!!

- "kinky" - TOM TERMONOLOGY NOT MINE

- the Doluct song! sing jena sing!

- " KEVIN MOON YOU OWE ME TEN BUCKS!" * shattering glass over at
A&P

- Ok, well I have the spare book sock to gag him with... you have the
pepper spray and the handcuffs? I think we;re all set now

- " I always wanted to have a bunch of girls singing.. Oh Anthony oh
anthony, what are we going to do with you.. it's my life's dream!"

- John Edwards...

- Threesomes with Grandma

-online breathing therapy!  * see you survived Shelly!

- Yenta yenta yenta

- Gore.. Bush.. and Nader in the middle

- do not call me while I am on the toilet....

- What ever you do, do NOT give the condom to the percussion section... *
wise words of Silano

- photographer in training....

- " That is the BEST picture of the Beatles!" " um, hi Karen.."

- lingere show in the attic.. " hey mommy look its a tu tu!"

- The salad bar of Christianity...

- can u pay my bills,,, cant pay my TELEPHONE BILLS,. cant my my
automobiles * wow.. that was.. freaky..*

- deer heads!!!!

- the black car * dun dun dun

- coccaine pizza... the pizza choice of all pot heads in Bangor PA

- "OUR mayor prefers Pepsi not coke" - Pen Argyl

- do YOU smoke pot 40 days a month?

- Oh Henry.. Oh Indie.. oh Shrek!

- Lion king incest!

- rewind it! rewind it! rewind it!

- In The End.. over.. and over.. and over

- heylookimNOTnaked

- the Bath and Body works scent of the day is...

- Pacancak Pond! ( its aight, Steph, I'll forgive you you're new and used
to cornfeilds)

- HIDE IN THE DITCH HIDE IN THE DITCH!

- I'm a lil tea pot...

- a true teen story  " I almost got fingered up by a percussionist in
school"

- Russia was here.. Isreal was here...

- flying paper dagger of death

-  it's SOOOO PRETTY!!!!!!

- Dont worry be hoppy mon

- grandpa just flicked me the birdie!

-23 bottles of ketchup...

- Uncle Marty!

- Jump On It!

- three year old juvenile deliquents

- make shift bangor band

- " you dont want me in your band! Eric doesnt want me in your band! I am
going to go cry in the closet now!" ( awwwww)

- the gossip ladies.. " Now Patty, we justs GOTS ta pray for that owld boy
nameda Randay. I heard he was a sleepin with that old farma's daughta! " Gassssp
" I wodner why no one comes to pray with us na more.." ( the use of socks got
out of control there though)

- Skipping church ( hey we were 7!)

- diving board parodies * and all the honies think I'm pretty fat for an
elephant!* oh gosh us stupid eight year old selves....

- Ok, who put those barbie dolls in THOSE positions? " we were never this
perverted at ten years old.. or were we?"

- Rocks for missionaires!

-locking the lil kids out into the feilds.... ( how much trouble we
got in for that!)

- bra under the bridge... well there used to be this bridge whore....

- car alarms

- " the boys"

- But Waldo.. it might be dangerous!

- Ursella Levy

- Wal MArt cross dressers ( I am so sorry you had to go through with that
Mike!) :(

- sped corrector goes bust....

- Weather Theme Songs * Star Wars hahahah!

- How many personalities do YOU have?

- Wait! What if his personality cant drive? " we're screwed"

- " It is impossible to change someones sexual orientations. Your mind can
be changed, yor heart swayed, but your penis is very stubborn"

- I dont fantasize about him dying what are you talking about
Michelle..? It;s just a story about his funeral

- Oh don't worry, it's supposed to be homicidal

- "Who's Yoko Ono?" ( do you supposed they exchanged brain cells for
silicon when they gave Britney a boob job?)

- Im flying! - Camillia

- John! Paul! John! Paul!

- Toms John Lennon

- Extra Credit for the French

-  20 ways to confuse trick o treaters

- bow before the pumpkin!

- " do I come off as gay?" * NO COMMENT* ex gfs shoudlnt even touch that
lol.

- Pookie! Shnookums!

- IM pregnant, and Chucks the father...

- This cant be happening! I knew he was the father! He had to be! I've
gotten ten other guys DNA tested he HAS to be the father!

- Ching and ching dont make CHING!!!!!! * I luv u Blurta!*

- Pregnant scare online ( sorry about that Jody lol I just cant beleive you
beleived me!!!!!)

- chained toilet paper....

- Baby Raymond from the 60s!

- they're not all taxi drivers... some of them pump our gas too!

- Dam it daddy its called the twist!

- the candy bar conception story ( I will never look at a Mounds Joy bar
the same way again)

- Lesbian bingo hall.... JERRY JERRY JERRY!

- the Italian diss notebook

- You never told me you were so religious.... you never told me your father
was a pharmasist

- all ya'll lil boys dressin up as thugs...

- I know this has nothing to do with the subject at hand, but my friend got
hit by an ice cream truck when he was six....

 

 

 

 



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