Prue: Would that be the Phoebe jeebies?
Piper: You're the only Halliwell that actually likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running through the house naked screaming, "Run for your life!" either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
Piper: Look Phoebe. He's going into the basement, alone.
Phoebe: Don't even start.
Prue: Yeah. What if, dare I say it, the boogyman gets him?
Piper: I believe Phoebe pronounced it Woogyman, or was that just the buck teeth?
Piper: So? What's the verdict?
Gas man: Bad.
Prue: Bad as in destroy my entire dinner party or bad as in you can fix quickly, it'll just cost more than my entire education?
Professor Whittlesey: As a matter of fact I use your house as an example in one of my lectures.
Prue: Really? Well, do you mention the leaky roof and the limited hot water?
Piper: What do you mean it appeared? Like you opened a closet and found it or appeared like you thought bat and there it was?
Phoebe: Yeah, door number two.
Darryl: When good coaches go bad, next week on Fox.
Piper: You!
Josh: Most people call me Josh.
Piper: There is a table waiting for all of you at Quake, on the house.
Prue: There is?
Piper: There will be.
Prue: And last but not least, metal.
Piper: Tiffany's.
Prue: Cute. Natural metal.
Piper: Ohh.
Prue: Noises don't help.
Prue: Are you okay?
Piper: No, and neither are you. We're locked in this house and our sister's trying to kill us.
Phoebe: Please, you gotta help me. Down in the basement.
Piper: Trap.
Prue: Yeah, well, what else can we do?
Piper: We can not go to the basement. I vote for that.
Piper: Well, how do we remember the words? I never even believed in the Woogyman.
Prue: No, but Phoebe did. She knows the story by heart.
Piper: Something tells me she's not in the mood to share.