Phoebe: No wardrobe? Okay, now you're scaring me.
Phoebe: Hello? Oh, hello Josh, how are you?
Piper: I'm not here.
Phoebe: Yeah, she's right here, hold on a second.
Piper: Oh, Phoebe, don't start.
Phoebe: No, Piper something's up. You're turning down dates with a guy that you like, extolling the virtues of convent living, you've been working double shifts three times a week. This is not the Piper I know and I'm worried.
Phoebe: Come on, it is just a work out. The worst case scenario, you're in better shape by the time you check into the nunnery.
Prue: Yeah, well, that's good to know but why? I mean most people would be pretty freaked out if they saw what you saw.
Brendan: I'm not like most people.
Prue: Yes, I know. Most people aren't attacked by warlocks.
Brendan: If you keep your grades up, maybe you can come riding again too.
Prue: Oh, you promise?
Piper: Is that water I hear running?
Phoebe: Uh, water? I don't know, maybe just a little. Hey, you know, just out of curiosity, if you were the water shut-off valve, where would you be?
Prue: You can sleep in my room and I'll sleep with Piper.
Brendan: Why?
Prue: Because Phoebe kicks.
Phoebe: Ever since the tenth century, each generation has grown stronger. Nobody can find a spell or a weapon that can stop them.
Piper: Some days you just shouldn't get out of bed.
Phoebe: You know, if you're ever gonna lose a guy, it might as well be to the big guy.
Piper: Well, you're not handcuffed. That's a good sign.
Phoebe: Depends on who's cuffing you.
Phoebe: God's got all the studs.