Phoebe: Beware of the wrath of Piper.
Prue: When are you two gonna stop fighting over him and grow up?
Piper: When Phoebe realizes that she doesn't have a chance with him.
Phoebe: Piper, we both know the only reason I like Leo is because you do. Okay, I have no idea why I just said that.
Phoebe: Prue, what do you think of me?
Prue: While I admire your confidence and your fearlessness, your utter lack of responsibility frustrates me to no end. Oh God, that is so enough.
Phoebe: Piper, what do you really think of your boss?
Piper: I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis. Oh my God, I'm gonna be so fired!
Piper: Don't even think about asking me what I think of you right now.
Prue: Don't you hate turkey?
Hannah: Of course I do. I just don't want you to have it.
Prue: Is there any particular reason why you're such a bitch to me?
Hannah: Yes, because it's my mission in life to destroy you.
Prue: No, Andy, I can't change who I am. And that's something I've recently come to accept.
Piper: What do we do? Do we tell her? I mean, we protect, we don't do prenatal.
Hannah: I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
Prue: But you really wouldn't mean that, would you?
Hannah: No.
Prue: I love it when they clean up after themselves.
Phoebe: Oh, Prue, I'm so sorry.
Prue: Yeah, me too, but I cast the spell for an answer and I got it. Even if it wasn't the one I wanted.