Piper: Prue, you can't do a party in twenty minutes.
Prue: Watch me.
Prue: Hey, I'm sorry, but some of us have a job.
Phoebe: And some of us have fun.
Piper: And some of us are having a really bad hair day.
Phoebe: Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we throw a party and charge commission? It's a great way to make extra cash.
Prue: Hey, I have an even better idea. Why don't you just get a job?
Prue: I don't know. Someone obviously left the front door open again.
Phoebe: Why do you always assume it was me? What about Piper?
Piper: Not It.
Victor: I can see we have some issues to work through.
Prue: Oh, we've got the whole subscription.
Marshall: I don't know what kind of people you're used to dealing with, but I'll bet they aren't willing to rip you into a thousand pieces and dance on your entrails.
Victor: Ahh, so you're lawyers. And here I was assuming you were shape shifters.
Piper: Wait a second. Last week we had no dad and now we have two?