Darryl: You're avoiding my question.
Andy: Because you don't want to know that I went to an occult shop.
Darryl: You hate me, don't you? You wanna see me suffer.
Piper: Hey, I have a great idea. Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner.
Prue: I'm not hungry.
Phoebe: I ate on the bus.
Piper: Okay, we'll try the group hug later.
Phoebe: Some woman got whacked.
Piper: Whacked? Phoebe, you've been in New York way too long.
Phoebe: Hey, I forgot your question.
Piper: I asked if Prue would have sex other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting. Please say yes.
Prue: Don't you think you're overreacting? We're perfectly safe here.
Piper: Don't say that. In horror movies, the person who says that is always the next to die.
Piper: It doesn't matter because nothing happened, right Phoebe? When you did that incantation?
Phoebe: Well, my head spun around and I vomited split-pea soup.
Piper: I get so turned on when you talk about food.
Prue: You checked up on me?
Andy: I wouldn't call it that.
Prue: What would you call it?
Andy: Inquiring minds want to know?
Prue: You checked up on me.
Prue: So, um, I can move things with my mind?
Phoebe: With how much you hold inside, you should be a lethal weapon by now.
Phoebe: You know, I'm not afraid of our powers. I mean, everyone inherits something from their family, right?
Prue: Yeah, money, antiques, a strong disposition. That's what normal people inherit.
Phoebe: Who wants to be normal when we can be special?
Prue: Do you see any aspirin?
Phoebe: I see chamomile tea.
Prue: Look, I have just found out that I'm a witch, that my sisters are witches, and that we have powers that will apparently unleash all forms of evil, evil that is apparently going to come looking for us. So, excuse me, Phoebe, but I'm not exactly in a homeopathic mood right now!
Andy: I've been feeling really guilty about that bad cup of coffee. I just want to make it up to you.
Prue: So, you brought me a good cup of coffee?
Prue: I wondered if I could date. I mean, do witches date?
Phoebe: Not only do they date, but they usually get the best guys.