| Summary: When Phoebe, trying to badger Darryl into giving her a job, notices a baby left at the police station, she asks about him. He had been abandoned, but she picks him up and gets a premonition. Sure that he was abandoned to keep him safe from evil, she and her sisters try to locate the baby's family and vanquish the evil in order to reunite the broken home. |
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| Prue: You know, I just hate guys who aren�t afraid to commit. Phoebe: Who would bring a baby to a police station? Morris: It was abandoned. Now, look, Phoebe-- Phoebe: Abandoned? That�s awful. Morris: That�s what they call a crime. Prue: We have a baby? Piper: Phoebe picked it up at the police station. Prue: Okay, I thought that you were going to ask about a job, not a kid. Piper: I don�t need a test run. I remember when Phoebe was a baby and it was hard on Mom and endless what with you dropping her all the time . . . Piper: Wow, you're like MacGyver with estrogen. Prue: I thought that babies slept a lot. Phoebe: Yeah, obviously one of those lies they�ll tell you so you wanna get pregnant. Piper: He didn't freeze. Why didn't he freeze? Ghost: What are you? Witches? Piper: I've frozen ghosts before, haven't I? Phoebe: Everytime I get close to the little guy, he either opens his mouth or his bowels. Call me kooky, but that feels like rejection to me. Piper: We have to dig him up? Phoebe: I'm afraid so. Piper: Is that it? Or is there some other disgusting detail you're just waiting to spring on me? Piper: But he does like the jiggle. Do you know the jiggle? Darryl: Of course I know the jiggle, I'm a father. Phoebe: Well, maybe that's why you were uncomfortable with Matthew. Maybe because of Dan you were resisting your own maternal instincts. Prue: Where did that come from? Phoebe: Cosmo, where else? |