Piper: Doody!
Prue: We weren't out of that.
Phoebe: Well, we've done our good deed for the day. I think I deserve fifteen minutes of channel surfing.
Piper: The old "I gotta save the world" excuse again?
Leo: Like you've never had to use it.
Piper: I wonder how I look?
Phoebe: Piper, you look great, but this is hardly the time--
Piper: Not now, in the future. When we went back to the '70s, we saw ourselves as kids and now we'll be seeing ourselves walk around ten years older. All that vanquishing? Think of the wear and tear.
Piper: TV, shut up! Mute. Something.
Prue: Wait. Stop right there. You have a daughter?
Piper: Yeah, and she's beautiful.
Prue: Of course she is. What's her name?
Piper: Oh, God. I don't know!
Piper: I just wish that since we are in our future bodies that we could have some memory of what's happened in the last ten years, like how I got a daughter.
Prue: You have a husband.
Piper: Had a husband. I'm getting divorced, remember? And how do you know you don't have a guy in this time? I mean, after all, I have a kid and an ex, you could have several.
Prue: Exes?
Piper: No, kids.
Phoebe: You're talking out of fear. Just because you don't understand something doesn't make it evil.
Phoebe: Why does everyone think I killed someone? I wouldn't. I mean, I couldn't. What did I do? Premonition the man to death?
Piper: You wanna tell me how screwed we are?
Prue: Pretty screwed.
Piper: Thanks.
Prue: He's gonna stay frozen right?
Piper: If he knows what's good for him, he'll stay frozen.
Piper: Were we happy? Just for a little while were we happy?
Leo: Very.
Piper: Normal people usually break out of prison.
Phoebe: Wrong thing done for the right reason's still the wrong thing. Our job is to protect the innocent, not punish the guilty.
Piper: This guy still hasn't learned his lesson.
Phoebe: Apparently neither have we.
Leo: I would have settled for a nice hello.
Piper: Didn't anyone ever tell you not to settle?
Piper: This is always gonna be a problem for us isn't it?
Leo: I'm willing to work on it.
Piper: Good. Don't ever forget you said that.