| Summary: Piper, unaware that time runs differently "up there", returns from her trip with Leo to find her sisters frantic because they haven't heard from her in a month. Leo attempts to head off any internvention by the Elders in their relationship at the pass, asking Piper to marry him. Meanwhile, the sisters have to fight mortal criminals protected by evil Guardians and controlled by a judge. District Attorney Cole Turner, who Phoebe falls for, vanquishes the judge with a ball of fire, but he hides that little fact from the girls. |
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| Phoebe: So, while she is up romping around the clouds with Leo, we�ve got our Wiccan butts flapping around in the wind here. Phoebe: What do we do once we get there? Prue: How about save Darryl�s life? Phoebe: Okay, if Piper ever comes back, I am going to kill her. Phoebe: I'm nervous. Prue: Oh, you know, witches and trials. It�s that whole Salem thing. Leo: We have to talk about it. Prue: Leo, she left. Phoebe: Yeah, so now I get to bitch at you. Phoebe: Okay, we have had this conversation. You are not allowed to use your active power on me until I have an active power to use on you, remember? Piper: Who's Cole? What did you do to your hair? Phoebe: I'm sorry, do I know you? Piper: Leo, who are you talking to? Leo: Me? Uh, nobody. Just myself, you know. Piper: Yourself? You were telling yourself how much you love you? Leo: Listen to me, Piper. I told you, I thought this whole thing through. Piper: Uh huh. Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet? Prue: Can't you just freeze them? Piper: No, once they're immune to it they stay that way. That's why it's called immunity! Prue: Why are you picking on me? Phoebe: Because I'm scared and we're outnumbered. Prue: On three. One . . . two . . . (to Phoebe) don't hold my hand. Phoebe: You've been back for two days and you get the Barenaked Ladies? How? Piper: Oh, actually, I just made a couple of phone calls. Phoebe: And I can't even get Barry Manilow on the phone. |