Leo: Where did you get that?
Piper: From Dan's old file, the one he put together when he was suspicious of you. You remember him, don't you?
Leo: Let's see. Perfect hair, cleft chin, tried to steal you away from me? Vaguely, vaguely.
Leo: Piper, this is completely illegal.
Piper: Yeah, well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay? Let's not get technical now.
Leo: Whitelighter. Is that my occupation, or should I just put guardian angel?
Prue: Where's Piper?
Leo: She's at the manor, recovering from a little problem we had at the passport office.
Prue: What problem?
Leo: Uh, well, she sort of blew some of it up.
Phoebe: Piper?
Prue: Okay, was it a demon?
Piper: No, it was watermelon!
Phoebe: Honey, why did you vanquish watermelon?
Phoebe: Okay, Piper, slowly put your hands down and no one will get hurt.
Prue: Piper, freeze him.
Piper: I might blow him up!
Piper: Phoebe, it's a huge deal. Cole tried to kill you!
Prue: He's the demon.
Piper: And her boyfriend.
Phoebe: We have very complicated lives.
Piper: Leo should have been back by now. It must mean my powers are screwed forever. They're punishing me.
Jenna: You're a fulfillment of a great prophecy. Why punish you?
Piper: Oh, forgery, wanting to have a normal life, getting pissed off. By next week, I'll be walking around like Carrie at the prom.
Piper: Leo, why are my powers so wonky?
Piper: Okay, but why now? Couldn't They have picked a better time?
Prue: Hey, okay? Don't look a gift power in the mouth.
Prue: Well, look on the bright side, at least you got a new power. I mean, you've been bitching about it long enough.
Piper: Yeah, well, careful what you bitch for.
Piper: Sorry about knocking you out. Nothing personal.
Prue: Yeah, well, at least you didn't blow me up.
Piper: Yeah, I was kinda relieved, too. |