| Summary: The girls go up against the Demon of Illusion, who's purpose is to spread violence in society. His plan to foil the Charmed Ones involves taking killers from the movies and making them part of reality, letting them loose on the streets. Can the Halliwells, with a little help from Billy, the hero of a 1950s movie, stop the demon before they get killed themselves? |
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| Piper: I know, I just feel like Dan got the short end of the stick. Prue: There are so many ways that I can go with that, but I think I'll just-- Piper: Thank you. Prue: Yeah, well, the house is a mess again. I mean, how come we can't fight the demon of cleanliness or the demon of housekeeping, or even that really big bald guy, Mr. Clean? I would so totally take him on. Piper: Okay, fill in the blank. It's the Demon of . . . Leo: Illusion. Demon: Silly Wiccan. Tricks are for kids. Billy: First he . . . where's the music? Phoebe: Music? What music? Billy: This is around the second act, right? When everything's about to be explained. Where's the music we're supposed to talk over, to build suspense and hide the exposition? Don't you just hate exposition? Phoebe: Don't even get me started. Prue: Phoebe, maybe you should do something with Billy. You know, add a little Technicolor to him. Phoebe: Once you finish your thing and I finish my thing, then we really need to go meet Piper and Leo to fix the thing that we saw at the-- Prue: Thing. Phoebe: Exactly. I love you. Phoebe: Hello? Privacy! Prue: Hello! Axe murderer! Prue: Oh, that was an antique, you assho-- Phoebe: He�s very sensitive about the language. Phoebe: Wait a minute, this Paul Bunyan with a labotomy, he's from "Axe Husband". I saw that last week. Prue: We so have to monitor your viewing habits. Billy: I have something in common with the bad guys. Piper: I am being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower?! Phoebe: Billy said that the only thing he knows is what's written for him in those movies, so maybe this is the only way the psychos know how to die is how they were killed onscreen. Piper: Well, how am I supposed to know that? I'm a romantic-comedy girl and why go to the horror movies when they come to us? Billy: It's okay, the man is here to save the day. Prue: Billy, it's the twenty-first century. It's the woman's job to save the day. Piper: Ugh, it tastes like ass . . . phalt. Demon: That's right. Run away, you little witches. These are the mighty Charmed Ones. Ooh, why don't we run in fear. Piper: Prue, I don't know what else we can do. Demon: And you're supposed to be the perky one. You should really try not to be so negative. Phoebe: Thank you for restoring my faith in the male species. Billy: Now all you have to do is hold out for one that's three-dimensional. |