Season 3, Episode 13: Bride and Gloom

Piper: Gee, Prue, it's only nine o'clock and your date's already over? How very Disney of you.

Leo: I just don't want to set her up for a big disappointment. I mean, how do you have a normal wedding when a ghost will be presiding and the groom's dead?

Piper: Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm overdoing it with the wedding stuff?
Prue: Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?
Piper: Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?

Piper: We're screwed.
Phoebe: Not yet.
Piper: Leo, what did you find out?
Leo: Nothing.
Phoebe: Okay, now we're screwed.

Piper: Okay, I admit it, it was definitely weird, but it was kinda fun. I was in there and I was thinking about the kitchen and then suddenly, boom! Here I was.
Phoebe: That is so cool.
Leo: Except that it's a warlock's power.
Phoebe: So what? They're always trying to get ours. It's about time we got one of theirs.

Piper: Catch us if you can!

Leo: The Book is changing because of you. It is an extension of you.
Piper: Huh. I should care about that, but I don't.

Leo: Phoebe, I need your help.
Phoebe: I am so tired of helping people.

Piper: Where are you going?
Phoebe: Well, I can't wreak havoc dressed like this.

Cole: Phoebe, if what I found out is true, Prue's in serious trouble. She's been forced to marry a warlock.
Phoebe: Figures that bitch would steal Piper's thunder.

Piper: Whoa, Prue, hey, hi. You don't look so good.
Phoebe: Oh, but that's a great dress.

Prue #1: I love you.
Prue #2: Me too.
Piper: Welcome to Planet Narcissist.

Phoebe: Well, it was fun for a while. I mean, to be able to do whatever we wanted whenever we wanted with no consequences.
Piper: My fianc� being shattered into a gazillion pieces is kind of a consequence.