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QUOTABLES |
Scott:
Storm. Fry him.
Magneto:
Oh yes. A bolt of lightning onto a huge carbon
conductor. And I'd thought you lived in a
school... didn’t learn much there, did you?
(Scott discusses their plan to escape from the Statue of
Liberty)
Zack:
I wasn’t staring at
her. I was just listening intently. It’s called being a good
conversationalist. Watch, say something…
Marie:
... You were staring about
ten inches south of there!
( Marie catches Zack staring at Kit's boobs)
Zack:
That's the whole point. None of us can control our
powers, and that's what's scares me. I could just
panic and freeze the entire restaurant!
(Zack on Marie's sudden flashes of the future)
Zack:
How did you know there
was music and wine?
Marie:
Okay
so I peeked. Well, you know, since nobody’s
gonna tell me anything, I have to get creative.
(Marie hopes to get in on some of the action between Zack and
Kit)
Scott:
Kiss my ass.
Logan:
My
mouth isn't big enough.
(Scott and Logan's rivalry reaches new heights??)
Zack:
Zane is my brother.
Marie:
W-wh-wha...
Zack: Yeah, do that for another
hour and you'll be where I'm at right now.
(Zack is shocked to learn that he has a brother he never knew
of)
Zane: I’m sick and
tired of not being able to explain what happened to the rest of
my homework. Oh, oh! How about this? " The demon ate it."
Well, that’s
half a lie.
(Zane can't explain what really happened to his homework)
Xavier:
Fortunately, the true cause of the incident was
not discovered. But you must be more careful,
Scott.
Scott:
Come on, Professor! I'm packing a bazooka behind
each eyeball! What do you want from me?
(Xavier and Scott discuss their latest espionage gone bad)
Zack:
I'd rather believe her and end up looking like a fool, then not believing her
and end up with a dead guy in the room.
(Zack on Marie's shocking premonitions)
Marie: Nothing good can ever come from staying with normal people.
(Marie on the disadvantages of being a witch)
Zack:
It was big, scary,
strong. Kinda like a cross between a werewolf and Marilyn
Manson.
Zane:
Were you by any chance
looking into a big and shiny thing called a mirror?
(Zack has no idea that he had been attacked by an infectious
Wendigo)
Marie:
Are you worried?
Zane:
When are you going to
learn? I'm always worried.
(Zane gives Marie a gentle reminder)
Marie:
Why
does everyone think I killed someone? I wouldn't.
I mean, I couldn't. What did I do? Premonition the
man to death? My powers are passive.
(Marie is getting sick and tired of being framed and passive)
Marie:
I
wonder how I'd look?
Zane:
Marie,
you look great, but this is hardly the time...
Marie:
Not
now. In the future. I mean, basically we'll be
seeing ourselves walking around ten years older.
All that vanquishing. Think of the wear and tear.
(Marie has different priorities about time-traveling to the
future)
Zack:
[annoyed] You
know, if I could freeze the both of you, I would.
Often.
(Zack faces the problem of not being able to freeze Zane and
Marie)
Jean:
Scott, who were you
talking to?
Scott:
Me? Oh nobody... just
myself...
Jean: You were telling yourself
how much you love you?
Scott:
... That is correct.
(Scott gets busted right in the middle of his practice
proposal)
Nathan:
Even monkeys fall from trees.
Zane: What's that supposed to mean?
Kit: Even an expert can make mistakes.
(
Whitelighters like to play with words)
Scott:
You
know, this trunk would look really great at the
foot of our bed.
Jean:
And
my foot would look really great on your butt. You
are so not moving that.
(They aren't even married, and already they're having
problems)
Robber:
Jeez, lady! All this
for a purse?!
Marie:
It’s not just a purse.
It’s a Prada.
(Marie knows when to get rob and when not to)
Zane:
Uh, okay. Was it a demon?
Zack:
No,
it was watermelon.
Kit:
Sweetie, why did
vanquish watermelon?
Zack:
I
did not vanquish watermelon. I threw it up into
the air and I tried to freeze it and it just
exploded!
(You know, there's such a thing called a knife, Zack)
Zane:
Well,
look on the bright side. At least now you've got new power that
you've been bitching about for long enough.
Zack:
Yeah, well, careful what you bitch for.
(Zack hates the new kick-ass power that he can't quite
control)
Kit:
Are you okay?
Zack:
Am I okay? Zane is a dog
and Marie is a banshee. I am not even in the vicinity of 'okay'!
(Zack doing what he does best... panicking!)
Glory:
Hey! You’ve got super powers! Can you fly? [Glory
throws Zack into the air but he hovers]
Zack:
Actually, I can.
(Great comeback!)
Jean:
What he needs now is his
brother, Zack, not the Charmed One.
Zack: The
Charmed One is the only thing standing in between
Zane and this god from the Bitch Dimension that
wants to shove him in some kind of lock and give
him a good twirl.
(Jean and Zack has different views on handling Zane's
precarious emotions)
Marie:
Why
not? You’re single. You’re responsible. And
you’re way too overdue in the sex department.
Zane:
I’m
not way too overdue… okay maybe just a little.
(You know you're way overdue, Zane. Just go for it)
Zoe:
Are you okay? What happened?
Marie:
I just had the worst job
interview for a position that a monkey could fill.
Provided if that the monkey could explain why it
needed flexible working hours.
(Some people just don't get the fallbacks of being Charmed)
Zoe:
Did I do it right?
Zane:
I don't know, but it sounded a little like you'd just downed a
tank of helium.
(Zane on Zoe's first vanquish)
Zack: Who am I, where am I? I think I lost a piece of me somewhere...
(Being a half-robot pretty much wiped out Zack's memory)
Zack:
You expect us to beat
Samsara dressed like this?
(Zack on the impromptu 'Lord of the Rings' getup)
Zoe:
How come Zack gets to be a
merman and I don't?
Zane:
Because you're not a man?
Zoe:
[stares at Zane]
Zane: Uh...
Or maybe because it'll be funny to see a mermaid orb?
(Zane does have a point there)
Zack:
I am not a common
goldfish. I can't just ignore the call of the sea.
Zane:
Sorry to ruin your Titanic moment, but the call
of a common bathtub is just gonna have to do.
(Zane stashes the now-merman Zack in a bathtub)
Zane:
What? I just feel that it’s pathetic for a 20
year-old guy who doesn’t even know what an
orgasm is to be romping about with hundreds of
active hormones.
Alex:
Hormones? Orgasm? What are you guys talking about?
Zoe:
Nothing.
(Alex is either really idiotic or really idiotic. Did I
mention idiotic?)
Zoe:
Okay,
clearly, your mind is in the gutter. Not only
does Alex have abs you can grate cheese on, but
have you seen the rest of him? I'm talking
shoulders, thighs, and let's not forget his size
14 feet.
Jubilee: Saw anything else you like?
(Zoe is playing matchmaker for Alex and Julie)
Kit:
I heard him, I heard him say... "I don't want twins, and I
don't want anything under five and a half feet. I'm spending
good money to go there and have a good time." ... Am I
crazy for freaking out that my husband's gonna get himself a
pair of hookers?
(Kit overhears Zack making plans for the holidays)
Zoe:
Please let it be cancer. Please let it be cancer. Please let it
be cancer.
(Zoe on her pregnancy test)
John:
Since when are prenatal
yoga and home-birthing videos your idea of a good time?
Marie:
Since I became a
friendless loser with no life.
(Marie suddenly feels left out of things)
Zoe: Don't hate me because I'm cute. Hate me because I'm evil.
Zack: I blew up the house. It wasn't as funny as I thought it would be, but I did it anyway.
Zane: Just because I like seeing demons scream and suffer doesn't mean I'm insane.
(Charmed Ones just wanna have some fun)
Zoe:
He still believes it’s
what’s on the inside that matters.
(Zoe on the matters of raising a baby)
Julie: I guess my inferiority complex wasn't as good as yours.
(The claws come out during the showdown between Julie and Marie)
Marie: Julie. I’ve always believed in those words you’d said to me, thinking that it’d be nice if it were true. That it would be nice if I could bloom into a beautiful flower too. All this years, I wanted to be like you. And I’ve come this far, with you as my goal. Thanks to you, I am here now. And that’s why, Julie, I want to fight you with all my best. There’s no meaning in this unless I can fight you in your top form.
(Marie was like most ordinary girls before she became a tough witch)
Orlando:
You look... amazing.
Zane:
It's all a part of my
master plan.
(Zane + Orlando = ???)
Zoe:
Alright, question two.
Would you rather have PMS or be hunted down by a demon?
Marie: Definitely PMS.
Zoe:
How come?
Marie:
Because they come only
once a month, doesn’t hurl energy balls at you, and – under
the right circumstances – aren’t as messy.
(You know what? I think you're right!)