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These quotes are from Beverly Hills 90210, Charmed, Alyssa Milano and Shannen Doherty.
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Perseverance. Perseverance and faith in a higher power that this is in fact what I'm supposed to do with my life. That no matter how frustrating it gets I always believe in myself. -Shannen Doherty I'm a compassionate person. I feel that we're all equal. I don't believe anyone's a lesser or greater person than I am. -Alyssa Milano We don't take ourselves too seriously. We're there for fun. You have three girls who have three different personalities that all blend well. The chemistry between us is good and there is at least one of us that everybody out there can relate to. -Shannen Doherty Have you ever felt like a phone call that's been disconnected?" "I'm Laverne. Charmed, I'm sure." "As far as I'm concerned, people are people no matter who they are or where they come from - except maybe St. Paul." "After starring at death, copping to this is easy." "Those nice boys may be mild-mannered on the outside, but mostly all they think about is sex." "How many days in a row can you go shopping before you're officially declared brain dead?" "Nobody knows me here. I could be anybody. I could be somebody." "Everyone here looks like they stepped out of a music video. I don't even have the right hair." "If you call my parents, I'm a dead American citizen." "That's my brother, always swimming upstream." "I'm sorry that everybody is put off by the idea of an independent woman trying to take an aggressive posture in pursuit of a specific goal..." "The power to persuade someone to buy something they didn't even know they wanted in the first place, there's nothing like it in the world." "Steve, you better pray it's not a book." "The verdict is in. He dropped me off first... not only first but before Andrea Zuckerman." "To be a bitch or not to be a bitch, that is the question." "I just pop a pill and you don't have to worry about anything?" "What kind of an insecure wuss chooses a college based on where some guy is going?" "I know making Dylan choose between me and Kelly seemed like bizarre thing to do. But I never thought it was a contest. I never thought that I would lose." "Look I hate you both. Never talk to me again!" "Brandon, do you have any pull with the year book editor? Because I have two nominations for the most conniving - Kelly Taylor and Dylan McKay." "We'll find you a guy, one as great as Dylan." "Do you ever wonder if there's someone in the world you were meant to meet and then by chance or weird twist of fate you don't and you miss out on your destiny?" "Flirting is a universal language." "It looks weird, but I'm sure it's edible." (to Donna before eating brains in Paris) "My parents don't approve of my life, they don't have to watch me live it." "It's better to be the rejecter than the rejectee." "If God wanted us to be naked, why did he invent sexy lingerie?" "I'm Brenda Walsh, I'm studying prelaw, premed and premenstrual, I'm not really sure which one." "I just keep worrying that we're gonna get all this education and there's still not going to be any jobs left for us." "I OD'd - over discoed." "You call it panic, I call it getting in touch with myself." Piper: I don't know how to say goodbye. Leo: Don't. Leo: Being with Piper breaks the rules, but not being with her breaks my heart. "Phoebe this isn't you..." -Prue "Give the girl a prize." -Phoebe, Is There A Woogy In The House "Be vewy vewy quite, we�re hunting demons." -Phoebe, P3 H2O "Stop! You're obsessing." -Prue "Well, it runs in the family" -Piper "I don't obsess. I think..., instensly. Any way I can't really help it. I mean, we've seen so many bizarre things, why not a man in a painting?" -Prue, A Painted World "ATNT, Power of Three" -Phoebe, Witch Trial "Yeah, but now if I lean forward, I'm sliced and diced!" -Piper, A Painted World "Beware the Wrath of Piper." -Phoebe, The Truth Is Out There...And It Hurts "Piper, we both know I only like Leo because you do." -Phoebe, The Truth Is Out There...And It Hurts "Prue was right, which means I'm dating a warlock."-Phoebe "Been there, done that." -Piper, Wicca Envy "No Problem for I bare the power of...1." -Piper, The Wendigo "You must be Pippy." -Henry "Piper!" -Piper, Secrets And Guys "Earthquakes give me the jeebies."-Phoebe "Would that be the Phoebe jeebies?" -Prue, Is There a Woogy In The House? "Welcome to Halliwell manor. My name is Phoebe I will be your cruise director this evening." -Phoebe, Is There A Woogy In The House? "I was just...uhh.." -Phoebe "Opening a can of whoop ass!" -Piper, Which Prue Is It Anyway? "You can sleep in my room, and I'll sleep with Piper."-Prue "Why?"-Brendon "Because Phoebe kicks." -Prue, When Bad Warlocks go Good "I feel like I should be cackling." -Prue, Blind Sided "Great, where�s Buffy when you need her?" -Phoebe, The Power of Two "We're here to save you-from the tall, dark, and naked man! -Phoebe, Give Me A Sign " You were married to Dan, sorry Leo." -Phoebe "Its okay, lets just hope Piper learns from her past mistakes." -Leo, Pardon My Past � Meow!� -Kit, Morality Bites �We have to kill a warlock while she gets to sit on some guys�� -Prue �Hey hey hey.� -Phoebe �You heard that?� -Prue �Like I need a hearing thoughts spell to know what you�re thinking.� -Phoebe, They�re Everywhere �That�s for thinking you would get away with it, and that�s for thinking you wouldn�t get slapped.� -Prue, They�re Everywhere �Ooh I like it.� -Phoebe �What are you doing?� -Prue �Calling Tokyo. Konichiwa.� -Phoebe, They�re Everywhere �Leo, we got married?�-Piper, Morality Bites �We�re is everybody?�-Phoebe, The Devil�s Music �This is personal for us Leo.�-Phoebe �Leo doesn�t do personal anymore he just does his job-Piper, P3 H2O �Hello.� �Prue �A last I�ve been calling you every 20 minutes for the last hour. Did you like the flowers?� �Jack �Jack what do you want?� �Prue �You know you are a very suspicious person.� �Jack �No, I just like to think of it as careful.� �Prue �Oh come on Prue, are you telling me you�ve been completely honest with me?� �Jack �Shoch, Sh.� �Prue & Phoebe �Jack I can�t hear you the phones breaking up.� �Prue �I just I wanted to apologise. Can I take you to dinner?� -Jack �I don�t think so.� -Prue �Come on, let me buy you a drink?� -Jack �I don�t think so.� -Prue �Could I at least get my phone back?� -Jack �I don�t think so.� -Prue, They�re Everywhere �Did we do something good?� �Phoebe �You did something incredible.� �Prue, They�re Everywhere �Prue are you alright?�-Piper �Yeh actually, I am, um Andy�s been exonerated, there now looking for Rodriguez.�-Prue �Good luck.�-Piper �Hey are you sure you�re alright?�-Phoebe �Yeh, I was just thinking about all that we�ve been through since we became witches.�-Prue �Give you a headache?�-Phoebe �No actually it gave me good feeling, I mean look it�s a hassle, can sometimes screw up our personal lives.�-Prue �Amen to that.�-Piper �But we also do good things together, helps offset the bad things.�-Prue �I�m really going to miss Andy.�-Phoebe �It�s going to be very sad without him.�-Piper �Something tells me that he�ll always be with us.�-Prue �Well we better get ready for work.�-Prue �I�ll tell her later.�-Piper �Tell me what?�-Prue �Nothing, it�s not important.�-Piper �Nothing, nothing.�-Phoebe, D�j� Vu All Over Again "I realized today that Phoebe may have stumbled onto something, something that actually makes sense." -Piper "Now I'm worried." �Prue, Dream Sorcerer �Why does the book do that? How does the book do that?� �Piper, Witch Trial Phoebe, Work? No, no, no, no, no- she's probably at her gay and lesbian group right about now." �Piper, The Forth Sister "Me, keep a secret? Hello, wrong Halliwell." -Phoebe, Secrets and Guys "We did that." -Prue "And they'll live happily ever after." -Phoebe "I wonder if we will." -Piper "Of course we will; why shouldn't we?" -Prue "It's easy for you to say; you'll never greet your husband at the door with, honey, I think I froze the kids!� -Piper "No, I just accidentally moved them to another zip code." -Prue "But I will see them, find them, and bring them back safely..." �Phoebe, Wedding From Hell "I don't understand. Am I the only person in this family who inherited the 'take-a-chance' gene?" -Phoebe "Probably, 'cause if I remember my biology correctly, it's attached to the 'can't-mind-my-own-business' gene!" �Piper, The Witch Is Back "We always knew that our powers would grow." -Prue "Yes, but somehow I thought I was gonna get to fly!" �Phoebe, The Witch Is Back "What sheep has wool so soft?" -Melinda "A synthetic one." �Phoebe, The Witch Is Back "Does this look like something a depressed woman would wear?" -Phoebe "Hmm, maybe you should borrow it!" �Prue, Wicca Envy "Well, this is part of your old wardrobe, I'm just recycling." -Phoebe "Well, the environment thanks you..." -Prue "...But take it off, yeah, I know, I know!" �Phoebe, Wicca Envy "Don't say that, the moment somebody says that, everything always goes south!" �Piper, Wicca Envy "Did anyone ever think that maybe he's a warlock? -Phoebe "Why is it always someone that I'm dating gets accused of being a warlock? ...Don't answer that... answer that, it's safer." �Piper, Wicca Envy "Piper, this isn't right." -Prue "Well neither is the gas chamber!" -Piper, Wicca Envy "Go to Hell." -Prue "Yeah, I'd love to, darling; I miss it terribly." �Rex, Wicca Envy "What the Hell was that!?" -Piper "I think you just answered your own question..." �Phoebe, Wicca Envy "...I mean, you are a warlock magnet." -Prue "Am I never going to live Jeremy down? You know, you had that Rex and Hannah thing at work." -Piper "Okay, fine. You've got 'em in your love life, I've got 'em at the water cooler. What�s up with the suitcase?" �Prue �A little overnighter, Dan�s friends getting married in Tarhoen, and he asked me to come along.� -Piper "In the same hotel and the same bed sorta thing?" -Prue "That has yet to be decided." -Piper "Oh, so then this is just... tennis outfit right!" -Prue, They�re Everywhere Great, we're surrounded by warlocks.� -Prue Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick!� -Piper �I heard that� -Prue �I love you.� -Piper �Bite me.� -Prue, They�re Everywhere �Hey any word from the a�pizza guy. Hi Dan we ordered pizza, would you like to stay for pizza?� -Phoebe, They�re Everywhere �Hey she�s wearing my lipstick.� �Piper �What I can�t borrow your lipstick?� �Prue �I didn�t say that Prue, I thought it.� �Piper �Whatever just learn to share.� �Prue �I heard that. This could be very dangerous.� -Piper, They�re Everywhere "Listen, you- while we're at work... whoa, headrush... while we're at work... uhh!" �Phoebe, The Wendigo "...There's a reason my resume is only three sentences long, Piper!" �Phoebe, The Wendigo "Excuse me, what are you doing with that meat?" -Health Inspector "Dying..." �Piper, The Wendigo "...But, we might have to confine you until we get back. So, tie you down I guess?" -Prue "NO, go to Hell!" �Piper, The Wendigo "We still need to take a trip to the army-navy store." -Phoebe "Why?" -Prue "To get a flare gun." -Phoebe "SCREW you, bitch!" -Piper "Uhh, okay, I think we need to hurry." �Phoebe, The Wendigo "...And Andy. By the way, what did you tell him? About why we were all there..." -Piper "I told him the truth!" -Prue "Get out!" �Phoebe, The Wendigo �When opportunity knocks, I answer the door!� -Phoebe, The Wendigo "...Besides, that's your world. I need to find one of my own." -Phoebe "And you will." -Prue "Just stay out of my world, or I'll kill you! Just kidding, it was a joke.� -Piper, The Wendigo "Can I just say I am actually enjoying this..." -Phoebe "That's because you're not doing anything." -Piper "Not true; I've painted my fingers and my toes." �Phoebe, Secrets and Guys "What, are you on hold or something?" -Phoebe "It's Harry, the new chef at Quake. He threw out all my henkle knives; aparentely he prefers forsehners!" -Piper "You follow any of that?" -Phoebe "No." -Prue, Secrets and Guys "Oh, well, I thought I'd tell her that, ah, you know as much as I love her and as much as I'd like to stay in San Francisco, I can't. Ah, and I don't know how long my work will keep me away." -Leo "No, no. What you just said to her was as much as you'd love to stay and have sex with her, you've got a wife and kids in another part of the country; try again." -Phoebe, Secrets and Guys "Phoebe? Phoebe, I know you're not in the kitchen." -Piper "That was so weird; I was just on my way to the back..." �Phoebe, Secrets and Guys �Quite possibly the finests glutes in the city.� -Phoebe �In the state.� -Piper �In all the land.� -Phoebe �I saw him first.� -Piper �Uh uh.� -Phoebe �Uh huh.� -Piper �Uh.� -Phoebe, The Forth Sister "...The only Halliwell that actually likes earthquakes." -Piper "I don't like them, but I don't go running through the house naked screaming 'RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!', either." -Prue "Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers!" �Phoebe, Is There A Woogy In The House "Nothing has changed. Piper's gonna cook a feast, I will serve with grace and Claire will kiss your ASS...tronomical talents." -Phoebe, Is There A Woogy In The House "So, what's the verdict?" -Piper "Bad." -Handyman "Heh, BAD as in destroying my entire dinner party, or BAD as in you can fix it quickly; it'll just cost more than my entire education!?" -Prue, Is There A Woogy In The House "Look, Phoebe- he's going into the basement...alone!" -Piper "Don't even start." -Phoebe "Yeah, what if, dare I say it, the boogyman gets him?" -Prue "I believe Phoebe pronounced it 'WOOGYman', or was that just the buck teeth?" -Piper "Okay I was five years old you guys."-Phoebe "So now you�re over it, which is why you haven�t been down there in what eighteen years."-Prue, Is There A Woogy In The House "Phoebe's dark side rearing its ugly head?" -Prue "I do not have a dark side, thank you very much. And just because I protect the innocent doesn't mean I have to be innocent all of the time." �Phoebe �Oh I don�t know still believing in the Woogyman is pretty innocent, it�s very cute too.�-Piper �Well you didn�t think it was so cute when we were all sharing a room and she kept you up all night.� -Prue, Is There A Woogy In The House "Don't worry, I can handle it all myself! It's ME, the colonary packaderm!" -Piper, Is There A Woogy In The House "And people pay you to do this?" �Josh "Phoebe, could you please escort Mr. CONGENIALITY out of here, please, now. And get Prue tell her it�s an emergency-Piper, Is There A Woogy In The House "And last but not least, metal." -Prue "Tiffany's!" -Piper "Cute. Natural metal." -Prue, Is There A Woogy In The House "Are you okay!?" -Prue "No, I'm not, and neither are you- we're locked in this house and our sister's tryin' to kill us!!" -Piper, Is There A Woogy In The House "Battle's have been waged over this wine." -Josh "Not today; I'm too tired." �Piper, Is There A Woogy In The House "Okay, okay- what's wrong with this picture?" -Prue "Aside from me not getting paid enough?" -Piper, Which Prue Is It Anyway? "Piper, I've worked so hard to get Claire to trust me with something like this. Why should someone else get all the glory?" -Prue "I'd take the nasty demon who wants you dead for a hundred, bub." -Phoebe, Which Prue Is It Anyway? "Uhh, time out; bad idea." -Piper "Why, because it's mine?" -Phoebe, Which Prue Is It Anyway? "Do you know which one is the real Prue yet?" -Piper "Oh, I don't know, it could be the upstairs bathroom hogging Prue or the downstairs bathroom hogging Prue or the sitting in the kitchen drinking all the coffee Prue...!" -Phoebe, Which Prue Is It Anyway? "This is ridiculous... this is like, this is like 'The Parent Trap', with a B cup!" -Piper, Which Prue Is It Anyway? "Houston, we have a problem." -Prue clone B "Raging clone hormones?" -Phoebe "No." -Prue clone B, Which Prue Is It Anyway? "Piper, it's me." -Prue clone A "What color?" -Piper "The pink one!" -Prue clone A, Which Prue Is It Anyway? "Tumbler number 345, 46, and 47. And that, ladies, is the end of Quake's yearly inventory." -Piper "And the end of crowded bathrooms, the end of no hot water, and the end of three Prue's hogging all the good clothes." -Phoebe "You know, one day you might hear what you actually sound like when you say stuff like that." -Prue "And I will find myself sassy and delightful." -Phoebe "I wouldn't count on it." �Prue, Which Prue Is It Anyway? "I'm getting a migraine." -Piper, That 70�s Episode "Better not; I don't think Advil's been invented yet." -Phoebe, That 70�s Episode "She... is one... scary... Witch!" -Phoebe, That 70�s Episode "I don't know, maybe only one set of us can have powers at the same time in the same time..." -Piper "Thank you, Mr. Spock." -Prue, That 70�s Episode "...Heating duct to upstairs. I used to listen to you guys for hours, especially when you used to sneak Andy up to your bedroom in high school." -Phoebe, That 70�s Episode �No fair using magic!� �Little Piper �Whoa.� �Piper �Wait we had powers back then?� �Prue �Oh this is freaky.� �Phoebe, That 70�s Episode �Hey.� �Prue �Hi.� �Little Prue ��You�ve got one too.� �Prue �That�s my doll!� �Little Prue �You gave it to me!� �Little Piper �No I didn�t you stole it.� �Little Prue �It�s true you did steal it.� �Prue �I did not.� �Piper �Yes you did.� �Prue �Sh. Hey that�s not fair.� �Piper �You came back!� �Little Piper �Yes we did and we�re going to keep it a secret right. �Okay.� �Little Prue �Grams said your bad people.� �Little Piper �No, no, no we�re good people, we�re a just like you.� �Piper �Yeh we�re family.� -Prue, That 70�s Episode �We�re not allowed to go places with strangers.� �Little Prue �But we�re not strangers Prue and I that you know in your heart that you can trust us.� -Prue "If you're really family, prove it!" -Little Piper "Prove it? How the Hell are we supposed to do that!?" -Piper "PIPER!!" -Prue "Piper? Your name's Piper, too!?" -Little Piper, That 70�s Episode "If husbands were supposed to stay married, God would've made them live longer
