"The Charlton Nazi's can suck my arse."
One of the worst organisations in Charlton is the Lions Club and it's members, - it's full of drunks, gossips, liars and amateur stand over merchants - and the rest of the idiot members condone the most prominent members behaviour. Half of them belong in an alcoholic detox and the rest belong in gaol. They are one of the most disgusting and collectively dishonest groups of people I have ever met.
Q. What is the difference between a lying, scheming, thieving junkie and a respectable citizen?
A. The respectable citizen doesn't do drugs.
Q. What is the difference between a pack of righteous christians and a pack of drunken arseholes?
A. The drunken arseholes have an excuse for their behaviour.
Perpetual Indulgence
Mind Fuck Head Games
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Save ~50% on your grocery bills.
Up and Cumming Events to Avoid like the plauge.
See the thing that makes "the incrowd" events in Charlton such "buckets of shit" as far as a social life or entertainment goes, is that all the same people in all the same committees and clubs and groups all have their tounges up each others arses and their memberships in each others groups.
The same people are all members of the Charlton Liars Club umm Lions club, the Charlton Forum, all the churches, and the social groups and clubs and commttees and the council - and they are all pretty fucked.... both as people in their integrity and character and, while suffering from the big fishes in the little bowl syndrome, they have nothing more to offer than
sticky nosing and mind fuck head games.
Most sane people take one look at them, and then clear off.
Not being a member of the Liars Club is an endorsement for both sobriety and sanity.
So for the people who don't like small town redneck arseholes, fuck wits and fucked up clubby people in general, these are the events, organised by them, to avoid like the plauge.
The Charlton Australia Day / Citizen of the Year Awards.
It's not the award per sae, cause that is nothing more than a meaningless gratuity, but it's the people and organisations (the Charlton Liars Club and the Forum) who "bestow" the award..
Being in their good books is on par with being caught in bed with the
3 week old corpse of your dead mother.
Big Knobs and Brown Nosers Festival
(The Charlton Film Festival)
A fine selection of festive fillums selected by people who's enthusiasam and integrity makes suicide look like a step up in a depression.
Go to see the movies they don't pick, when they are not there..
The Charlton Lions Club Auctions & Sales etc.
(or anything run by or catered for, by the Charlton Liars Club)
If your after some cheap odds and sods or into cruising auctions... fine. If you don't have fanatical religious out looks or a drinking problem, and have everthing you need..
Go Elsewhere.
The Charlton Agricultural Show
Ummmmm Something like a cross between an out patient clinic at a detox, a truly queer 1950's Australian McCarthyist white Australia Policy time warp
and an episode of "The Waltons"..
Get off the piss, and spend the week ende in Family Therapy instead.
Hardware Specials
Bunnings in Bendigo has lots of really great stuff, the people are nice
and it's cheap too.
The Charlton (community?) Forum
Well they closed it to "all members of the community", (specifically to exclude me) and rewrote their own constitution, so the only people who can go are the members or the people they invite.
They do lots of dumb shit like sticking small print signs on the inside of inward swinging doors, and then consider themselves as Charltons intelligencia. QED.
The Charlton Uniting Church
They are into moral "poofter bashing" and they avoid being publically questioned about any of their own members dubious values or outrightly dishonest actions and they bar people from attending the church who do. I used to occasionally wonder why people don't go to church and why christians are generally disliked or outright hated...
In my opinion, they are just another dissipating rural Christian Nazi outfit..
The Charlton Xmas Carols in the park
Well it's just soooo shit house, if they did not offer cash prizes, so they could have a heap of temporary bought and paid for friends, no one would turn up.
If I had the only ticket in the raffle, for a "Charlton spending spree", they could stick the prize up their arse, cause be I'd staying home and watch tele..
Fuck the Charlton Nazi's
