Devil's Beatitudes
--If the Devil were to write his Beatitudees, they would probably
look like this:
--Blessed are those who are too tired, tooo busy, too distracted
to spend an hour once a
week with their fellow Christians in
Church - they are my best workers.
--Blessed are those Christians who wait too be asked and expect
to be thanked - I can use them.
--Blessed are the touchy, with a bit of luuck they may stop
going to church - they are my missionaries.
--Blessed are those who are very religiouss but get on everyone's
nerves - they are mine forever.
--Blessed are the troublemakers - they shaall be called my
children.
--Blessed are those who have no time to prray - they are easy
prey for me.
--Blessed are the gossipers - for they aree my secret agents.
--Blessed are those critical of church leaadership - for they
shall inherit a place with me in my fate.
--Blessed are the complainers - I'm all eaars for them.
--Blessed are you when you read this and tthink it is about
other people and not yourself - I've got you.
- Unknown
I pray that we will not act according to these!
Have a blessed day!