Devil's Beatitudes

--If the Devil were to write his Beatitudees, they would probably look like this:

--Blessed are those who are too tired, tooo busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a
week with their fellow Christians in Church - they are my best workers.

--Blessed are those Christians who wait too be asked and expect to be thanked - I can use them.

--Blessed are the touchy, with a bit of luuck they may stop going to church - they are my missionaries.

--Blessed are those who are very religiouss but get on everyone's nerves - they are mine forever.

--Blessed are the troublemakers - they shaall be called my children.

--Blessed are those who have no time to prray - they are easy prey for me.

--Blessed are the gossipers - for they aree my secret agents.

--Blessed are those critical of church leaadership - for they shall inherit a place with me in my fate.

--Blessed are the complainers - I'm all eaars for them.

--Blessed are you when you read this and tthink it is about other people and not yourself - I've got you.

- Unknown
I pray that we will not act according to these!
Have a blessed day!
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