Celebrity Virus Alert!!!

Beware of ...

The AL GORE Virus ... (Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting ...)

The CLINTON Virus ... (Gives you a 7 - inch Hard Drive with NO memory)

The BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) Virus ... (Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy)

The LEWINSKY Virus ... (Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did)

The MIKE TYSON Virus ... (Quits after 2 bytes)

The OPRAH Virus ... (Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb)

The JACK KEVORKIAN Virus ... (Deletes old files)

The ELLEN DEGENERES Virus ... (Disks can no longer be inserted)

The PROZAC Virus ... (Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care)

The JOEY BUTTAFOCO Virus ... (Only attacks minor files)

The ARNOLD SCHWARTZENEGGER Virus ... (Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back)

The LORENA BOBBITT Virus ... (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows)

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