Thoughts to Ponder
Love is grand,
divorce is a hundred grand.
Time may be a great healer,
but it's also a lousy beautician.
In just two days,
tomorrow will be yesterday.
Never be afraid to try something
new.
Remember, amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.
Conscience is what hurts when
everything else feels so good.
Talk is cheap because
supply exceeds demand.
Stupidity got us into this mess,
why can't it get us out?
Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just
sit there.
An optimist thinks that this
is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that
this is true.
Anything free is worth
what you paid for it.
I plan on living forever,
so far so good.
I'm not afraid of heights,
just afraid of widths.
One of life's mysteries is how
a two pound box of candy can make
a woman gain five pounds.
It's frustrating when you know
all the answers, but nobody ever
asks you the questions.
The real art of conversation is
not
only to say the right thing at
the
right time, but also to leave unsaid
the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.
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