To my fellow Red-Necks:
Bad American? Yes, I Guess I am A BAD American.
I like big cars, big boats, big houses, and... well, I like everything big.
I believe the money I make belongs to me
and my family, not some mid-level
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
to
crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with toy guns doesn't make
you a killer.
I don't think being a minority makes you
noble or victimized.
I have the right not to be tolerant of
others because they are different,
weird or piss me off.
I know what SEX is and there are not varying
degrees of it. Hell, just ask my wife.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want
to that's fine; just don't feel
like everyone else should have to. And I resent the notion that Kwanzaa
is OK
but Christianity is against the law.
I believe that if you are selling me a
Dairy Queen shake, pack of cigarettes,
or hotel room you should do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you
are
an American citizen you should speak English. My father and grandfather
shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born
in
to come to, and disrespect ours.
I think the cops have every right to shoot
your sorry ass if you're running
from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
freeze or stop in English, see the previous line.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the
children" as a shield for unpopular
opinions or actions.
If I received a blow job from one of my
subordinate employees in my office,
it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would have been
FIRED immediately.
I know how to count votes and I feel much
safer letting a machine with no
political affiliation recount when needed.
I know what the definition of lying is.
I don't think just because you were not
born in this country, you qualify for
any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can
open
a hotel, convenience store, trinket shop, or any damn thing else.
I didn't take the initiative in inventing
the Internet.
I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I think that being a student doesn't give
you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
I did not go to some foreign country and
risk my life in vain and defend our
Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document
ever changing and is open to interpretation.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the
poor.
I know wrestling is fake.
I've never owned nor was a slave, and a
large percentage of our forefathers
weren't wealthy enough to own one either.
I believe a self-righteous liberal with
a cause is more dangerous than a
Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I want to know which church is it exactly
where the "Rev." Jessie Jackson
preaches, and what exactly is his job function.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any
red blooded American should be
allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime then you will serve the
time. A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous weapon in the hands
of
someone with malicious intent.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep
every penny he made and continue
to make more. If it pisses you off, invent the next operating system that's
better and put your name on the building.
I don't believe in hate crime legislation.
Even suggesting it pisses me off.
You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another
nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country
has
more value as a human being than I do as a white male. Hell, if someone
kills
anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's
enforce the ones we already have.
I believe that it doesn't take a village
to raise a child. It takes a parent
with the balls to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO."
I will not be frowned upon or be looked
down upon or be made to keep silent
because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed
me
that right. I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting
somebody's feelings. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I guess by their definition, I'm a bad American.
And...I dislike Bleeding-hearts.
I believe that I am a good person who is
tired over what is happening to my
beloved country.
-Author Unknown-
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-Special thanks to Bob DeSpain, who forwarded this
to me.
I believe it speaks for more Americans than the
"left" wants us to believe.