If you think your job is bad...just read this synopsis of a seminar
called "Stress and Disease by Dr.Nickolas Hall ", an expert in
psychobiology. He gave an example of
a coping skill for job stress which I would like to share with you.

When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT
days, try this. On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will
need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-Tip." Be very
sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable
clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the
package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer


and carefully place it on the bed side table so that it will not
become chipped or broken. Take the written material that
accompanies the thermometer and as you read it you will notice in
small print the statement that "Every rectal thermometer made by
Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested." Now close your eyes and say out
loud five times,
"I am so glad that I do not work in quality control
at the Q-Tip Company." --

Thanks to DebsFunPages for this one

A Post Script from Dr. Charlie:

Q: How can you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

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