NAME GAME

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.
Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your funny name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book,

"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

 Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

   Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

  Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use the first letter of your last name:
A = stinky N = zippy  A = diaper  N = rhino  A = head  N = chunks
B = lumpy O = goober  B = toilet  O = burger  B = mouth  O = hiney
C = buttercup P = doofus  C = giggle  P = hamster  C = face  P = biscuits
D = gidget Q = slimy  D = bubble  Q = toad  D = nose  Q = toes
E = crusty R = loopy  E = girdle  R = gizzard  E = tush  R = buns
F = greasy S = snotty  F = barf  S = pizza  F = breath  S = fanny
G = fluffy T = falafel  G = lizard  T = gerbil  G = pants  T= sniffer
H = cheeseball U = dorkey  H = waffle  U = chicken  H = shorts  U = sprinkles
I = chim-chim V = squeezit  I = cootie  V = pickle  I = lips  V = kisser
J = poopsie W = oprah  J = monkey  W = chuckle  J= honker  W = squirt
K = flunky X = skipper  K = potty  X = tofu  K = butt  X = humperdinck
L = booger Y = dinky  L = liver  Y = gorilla  L = brain  Y = brains
M = pinky Z= zsa-zsa  M = banana  Z = stinker  M = tushie  Z = juice

Thus, for example, Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.
Al Gore is Lumpy Burgertush.

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