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1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." |
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2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside." |
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3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." |
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4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost." |
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5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do
not turn upside down." |
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6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot
after heating." |
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7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." |
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8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication." |
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9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." |
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10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor
use only." |
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11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other
use." |
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12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." |
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13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts." |
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14. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly." |
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15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals." |
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16. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use
on food." |
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17. On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: "If swallowed contact poison
control." |
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18. On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: "Remove clothing before
distributing in washing machine." |
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