Dear Diary:

Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.
It's fun to cook for Dan. Today I made angel food cake. The
recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately." The
neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls"

Tuesday:
Dan wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said,
"Serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Dan brought a friend home for dinner.

Wednesday:
A good day for rice. Recipe said, "Wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice." It seemed kinda silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

Thursday:
Today Dan asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.
It said, "Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce
one hour before serving." Which is what led up to Dan asking me
why I was rolling around in the garden.

Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put all
ingredients in bowl and beat it." There must have been something
wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Saturday:
Dan did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.
He asked me to dress it for Sunday. (oh boy) For some reason Dan keeps counting to ten.

Sunday:
Dan's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but
all I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of
genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for
roast. It still came out like hamburger, much to my disappointment.

Goodnight, Dear Diary. This has been a very exciting
week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new
recipe on Dan. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to
surprise him with "Chocolate Moose."

 

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