Food for thought
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Why is the word "abbreviation"
so long?
If you throw a cat out a car window
does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where
does baby oil come from?
How do a fool and his money get
together?
If it's tourist season, why can't
we shoot them?
Why do they sterilize the needles
for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't
eat clowns because they taste funny?
When you choke a smurf, what color
does it turn?
 
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
If you shoot a mime, should you
use a silencer?
What was the best thing BEFORE
sliced bread?
Why is it called a TV "set"
if there's only one?
Why does your nose run and your
feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go
off" when it begins ringing?
If the opposite of pro is con,
is the opposite of progress congress?
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