Bill Clinton, John Kerry, and George
W. Bush were
set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.
George W. Bush was the first one placed against the wall and just
before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing
squad
fell into a panic and George jumped over the wall and escaped in the
confusion.
Bill Clinton was the second one
placed against the wall. The squad was
reassembled and Bill pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before
the order was given, Bill yelled out, Tornado!" Again the squad fell
apart and he slipped over the wall.
The last person, John Kerry, was
placed against the wall. He was
thinking "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a
disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold
as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his
direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"
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