There was this little boy about 10 years
old walking
down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a
string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill
repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam
answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the
women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving
until I do."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told
him to come
in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he
liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any
diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no. He said,"I
heard all the men talking about having to get shots
after making it with Amber. THAT'S the girl I
want!" Since the little boy was so adamant and had the
money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the
first room on the right. He headed down the hall
dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes
later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the
Madam,and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why
did you pick the
only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one
of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know,
tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat,
leaving me at home with my
baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will
have sex with me because she just happens to be very
fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just
caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the
baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then
when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom
will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work,
the Milkman will
deliver the milk,have a quickie with Mom and catch the
disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"
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