Unofficial Charlie's Afghans: Other Junk

Unfortunately, there has been times we have had to like work with other dogs. I mean, what a bummer, they didn't have any styling gel, mouse or anything! Like how do they even complete any missions? Anyway, they say we didn't appear in these other missions but we know better. I mean how can you have Charlie's Afghans without any Afghans and junk? They are just jealous of us! But in fairness here is a list of these other missions.

"TUSK" or the secret file of the refurbished rampagers

This was like when the Flea Nation stole a big long tooth from a skeleton of a masta... masta... masta... Oh, those big fury prehistoric elephants from a museum. They then used the DNA junk from it to create a heard of living fury elephant thingies. The fleas used them like tanks to terrorized the city, nothing could stop them. It was then up to the Spydogs to find a way to stop them. Needless to say it was a very scary mission, it caused me a endless amount of split ends. I mean, those poor elephants. How would you like to have to wash and set that fur every night?

We leave this stuff in the living room all the time
Huggy bug: A flea's flea
Do these fleas know how to party or what?
This doesn't seem right
Neither does this
Nope, this is still wrong
Finally they got it!
Leader of the SpyDogs takes a snooze
This is an alternative to recycling

Angus reinvents the mousetrap
Angus's solution to traffic problems
Angus grooms himself on the way to work

Fleas just have to get their priorities straight
So who is carrying the torch?
Fleas have such a vast vocabulary
Every housewife needs one of these
Fleas are so ambitious
Fleas love to talk about sports
I hate when this happens
I really hate it when this happens
Fleas giving fashion tips

"INSTALL" or the secret file of the retrofitting Rovers

Okay like this is where Ralph and his team have to retrofit... Eeew! Like the 70's are dead and junk! Anyway, they have to retrofit Stinkypie's house with all new equipment but surprisingly none of it was beauty products. Like what is the point? Anywho, they have to do this all while Stinkypie's owners are still home and without them finding out. Isn't that like gnarly and junk? 

The Art of being a stone head
The Art of cleaning up
The Art of spinning
The Art of being a hoser
The Art of cleaning the yard
The Art of being a sailor
The Art of Non-Art

Angus knows how to build an Entertainment Center
Angus knows how to travel in style
Angus' version of moving
Angus' way of protecting his bones
Angus' ultimate toilet
Angus knows how to keep time

Unionizing unions
Where is Jock when you need him?
Great moments in dog food racing
Think tank with a taximeter
Jerry lives on
Book of the month club addicts
Another dermatologist put out of work
Union dog

"AUTOMUTT" or the secret file of the short-circuiting sibling

Like okay this is like the... the... the... Oh poo! What is that word that means both the main summary of a story and also where you put dead people in the ground in a graveyard... EEEWWW!!! I just used the D word! Gross! Anywho, a mechanical dog shows up at Frank's door. Which would be really cool if it knew how to brush your hair and do manicures and junk. Anywho, it like freaks out and tries to kill Frank! I think it didn't like the color of his eyes or something. The rest of the episode Frank must fight for his life yada, yada, yada and all that stuff.

Talk about your pain in the necks
Nice tail
I saw this one coming
Who says dogs can't fly?
Acid bath
After an Afghan's own heart

Angus' version of a missile launcher
Angus' version of nun-chucks

More like peeclucks
Every mother's dream
A question we've always asked
Every dog's nightmare!
Tiger learn something from Mitzy
Where is lochsmith when you need them?
Karate the kid
I don't get this one
Mitzy telling it like it is

"GRANNY" or the secret file of the sinister septuagenarian

This was like a really grodie mission. Sick and disgusting! I mean it was all about babies. Yeach! Who would want to look at them? They don't have fashionable clothes, they don't have hair to primp, they don't even have sparkles! How boring can you get? So like what happens is Granny Larceny brainwashes her grand children into doing robberies and it is like up to the SpyDogs to stop them.

This looks like a sticky situation
Now that is one mean tantrum
Have you seen this family?
A fashion statement
This sucks!
You need to stop Bottling up your rage
Towel boy

Mobile Mailbox Command Center
Microscope Bow
Hydrant TV

The PC Show
When did we slip back into the 70's?
When did we slip back into the 50's?
Food for thought
Haven't they ever heard of baby powder?
No, it does not

"FOUNDERS" or the secret file of the originating operatives

This one was like the best out of them all! I mean it had like everything! Fashion! Fashion! And more Fashion! Like you know how you didn't know which colored hair bow Erin was going to wear next! Like how does she manage to color coordinate her wardrobe like that? I'd simply die if I had her fashion sense! Oh, yeah, there was a small part about how the SpyDogs through the ages changed history. But the really story was the fashion!

Look ma, no sandwich!
I'm flying
Dog is my co-pilot
Every cat should have one of these
This is a funny looking ice cream cone
Hail dogsar

2600 BC (Before Clothes)
100s
1500 AD (After Dogs)
1960s

A little Saltshakerspere
It's Monalesley
Now for some Columbous
The obvious
You all bark back now, ya hear
Is this some sort of Pyramid scheme?
That's using your noodle

"TAIL" or the secret file of the apprehended appendage

Okay like this one is so female dogging! Catastrophe, the mean old kitty who can never get the story straight on how he lost his tail, is finally caught. So like instead of sentencing him the Spydogs offer to reattach his tail and junk. In the process the tail like grows really tall, like my platform shoes, and threatens to destroy Smallton. Wouldn't be like really cool if you could take off your tail and put a new one on. You could like have a tail colored to match all your clothes.

How many dogs does it take to walk a cat?
The furness monster
Calling Doctor Catastrophe
A city of two tails
Speaking of bad hair days...
Next time on tails of a paramedic...
When buildings have their own line of designer clothes
Glasses can be a real pain
The ultimate cookie duster

Night-Night gun
Airmail

Doggy do's and don'ts
Lonely hearts column
A scene from Kitty ER
A warning from grannies
Cooking with Angus
Cathouse 17
Someone has had too much coffee
Let this be a lesson to all you tails out there!

"TOMORROW" or the secret file of the persnickety prophet

Like this is where Angus does a special girlcast on thingies to happen in the future. His battle with cats, his mummy and junk. He like also spends a lot of time in a straight jacket, white isn't his color. Sadly, nothing about fashion is mentioned. I wish he would get his priorities straight!

A picture only a mother could love
Solent green is made from dogs!

Walking Ball
Salesperson Ejector
Bad Bug
Bathroom

Mum sitters
Nothing like an polite insane host
The honest truth
There is always time for an infomercial
Pups nowadays
I never hear this joke too many times
Cooking with Angus
What will they think of next?
WWF with Angus
Angus is at it again

"HOWL" or the secret file of the silk stalkings

Eeeeewwwww! This one stars that pink dog. Mindy... Marcy... Or something like that. Anywho is is the episode where she is stalked by a giant insect. We don't want to give away which insect it is so we'll just give you a hint. Like it has eight legs, spins webs and eats flies. She spends some of the episode running around screaming her head off... Like, isn't that our job?

We always knew she was a wall flower
Her career never really got going
Pssst. Want to see her naked?

Collar Comm
Bone Chucks
Pizza Cutter
Bowerang

Hi, Karate
Bree's movie debut
Kelly's movie debut

"13" or the secret file of the ecotopplasmic escapees

This is the spooky one. Like it was so scary it took a team of hair styles a week to get our fur from not standing on end! This is where the pooches have to capture 13 ghosts before midnight or the work will be stuck it total darkness forever and junk. You know, being a ghost would really bite. Like, white is not really my color.

Angus starts a band

Stall Trap
Night Flight
Plastic Horseshoe
Ramrod

Angus states the obvious
Going down?
Things to remember
Angus having more fun

"ESCAPE" or the secret file of the intrepid inmate

Oh my gosh! Ralphie boy is thrown into the slammer! The big doghouse! The dog kennel that is... I could never go in there, none of my clothes go with bars. Anyhow, things aren't as they appear. The owner of the kennel has a vende... A vende... A vende... Oh! A thing against dogs! It is up to the SpyDogs to save the day. 

Grapple Hooks
Jetpack

Someone thinks he is Blitz
Ralph has a close shave
Ralph doesn't know jack
Ralph learns to sign his name
Ralph enters the Olympic tray skiing competition
Ralph tries to give someone the slip
The SpyDogs throw in everything including the kitchen sink

Is Mister Rogers in town?
Wasn't this comedian already on the show?
I'm not an elephantman!
Can't we all just get along?

"EXPOSED" or the secret file of the divulgent documentation

Like Scribble has really stepped into it this this! Okay, not only does his fur clash with his nose but he has been recorded by humans doing SpyDog activities and junk. But oh my gosh it gets worse because the tape is going to be aired nationwide! If that happens like the entire world will know that SpyDogs exist! It is like totally up to Ralph and the gang to get the tape back before it is too late! I would like help and junk but then I would miss the sparkly jewelry sale on the Pound Shopping Network.

Cycltron
Ninja Hooks
Ninja Cups
Stealth Barker

Next time on This Old Doghouse
Scribble gets the point
Ralph does some trash talk
Some ninjas who would rather be doing something else
His name is Dog, Ralph Dog

Misty does the news
Invention Corner
Secret of marital arts
Financial tips

"VIRGIL" or the secret file of the dorky do-gooder

Okay like Captain Earwig is in town. He is totally like an Afghan want-to-be. He is dorky, clumsy and not all that smart. He would be perfect plus he has a flashy wardrobe. Hey, how come we don't get to wear clothes like him? For that matter, how come we don't get to wear clothes at all? He like tries to lend the SpyDogs a paw, er, hand but ends up messing everything up. Okay like it is up to the SpyDogs not only to defeat the bad guys but Captain Earwig as well.

What's for desert?
Ralph's deep dark secret
Ralph finally comes out of the wardrobe closet

Bowknots
Stealth Dog House Fighter

I have often asked this question
I love this site!
The secret to success
The real story
Okay, criminals have nothing to fear

"BUNNY" or the secret file of the reiving rabbit

Like there is like this bunny, okay. He is like cute but not real cute (he's not pinky) He keeps eating out of Scribble's garden and junk. So like okay, Scribble has to stop the bunny from eating all his vegetables... No, really, that is the the whole episode... No, like it is true. I swear! Like if I'm not telling the truth may our entire wardrobe turn plaid... See, told you!

Be wery wery quiet, I'm hunting spoofs
What is he using for bait?
Baby Boomer

Here is a long tail!

"DNA" or the secret file of the dastardly dip

Oh my gosh! While like a visit to a Vet Ralph has a flea dip that causes him to have the most heinous, despicable and disastrously (bet you didn't know we knew such big words) thing happen to him. He develops split ends! Eeewww! Oh, wait, that is not it. Ralph is turned into a cat! Double eeewww! Like do you know how hard it is to get kitty litter out of cat fur? Neither do we but it has to be at least as hard as math! I mean, 2+2 and junk! Tripple eeewww!

Looks like someone went to Orlando
I think she is just stringing us along
Oh fish are so 90's!
Meow?
Going into the closet
EEEEEWWWWW!!!
Your cat got into my dog!
Catfight!

So this is where the missing member of the group went
Catastrophe's wisdom
Missed me by that much!
Speech lesson

"SANTA" or the secret file of the yuletide yahoo

Okay Ralph and the SpyDogs must help some big fat dude in a red suit as he delivers toys to all the good boys and girls of the world and junk. He kept mentioning something like about lists.  Like gag me with a fork! Does anyone know who he is? Like oh my gosh! There must be some mistake, no Afghans got any neat sparkly stuff! Yes, there is no evil doers in this one because fatboy is the evil dooer! Like red is so last year!

This is just not right!
Dogoff the red nose dog
Eeeww! Gross!

Sub
Jet

Santa's beef
Toy Sandwiches
Young Bill
More Sandwiches
Merry Wacko

"B.A.R.K" or the secret file of the cacaphonous canines

Like have you ever wanted to see the Bark Squad in action for an entire episode? Well, too bad, that is what you're going to get! Okay, the squad has to go on the dangerous mission of helping a little old lady across the street and junk. If that isn't bad enough they have to do this without hurting or destroying anything! Oh my gosh! Well, at least they try and do that.

Take Five

Hydrant Bomb
Satellite Bark
Mortar Bark
Chain Bark
Missile Bark

"BEING" or the secret file of the mindless mannequin

Oh my gosh! An Afghan's worse nightmare! Mannoqins... Menniquons... Munnequins... Oh, those dummies in clothing stores! Like here they come alive and leave with their clothes still on. Like, how do you expect us to shop and junk? Oh my gosh!

Leasher
Grapler
Helihous

I knew she was a baby all along!
Ralph cut himself shaving again

No explanation needed
The Energizer Mitzy
I did not know this

Have you ever like seen any other dogs with such bouncy fur? I think not! We're the best at what we do... What is that again?