Unofficial Charlie's Afghans: Fan Worship

"Like we're flying and junk!"

Like this is a page where all the pictures, non-pictures and nothing-to-do-with-pictures-but-are-still-really-really-cool our loving and adoring fans have sent us. Okay so there isn't a lot here that just means you people have to work that much harder to please us. And why wouldn't you? After all we're sweet, lovable, adorable afghan doggies! If you have something that is all about us use the Charlie Box at the bottom this page to send it. If we like it we'll post here with your name and everything. Like Okay?

"Here's a cartoon Bear sent us. Bree thinks he really captured her... Now all she wants him to do is let her go!"

"Here's Kelly in a tribute to the creator of Peanuts. She was really mad about this cartoon, she doesn't work for Peanuts!"

"Here's a behind the scenes pic that Bear drew of Jill in the earily days."

A SpyDog while on patrol late one night saw an Afghan searching around a light pole on the street. Seeing a fellow dog in need the SpyDog went over and offered to help:
SPYDOG: "What are you looking for?"
AFGHAN: "I lost my new bow in the alley that I wanted to show to Charlie Box."
SPYDOG: "If you lost it in the alley why are you looking for it here in the street?"
AFGHAN: "The light is better here!"
Author Unknown

You know you're an Afghan if...
your last name is Afghan
you have an intense craving for anything shiny and/or sparkly
the lamp post is your second home
you have really long fur and a scrawny tail
the door is mysterious to you
you name all electronic devices 'Charlie.'
your favourite form of affection is hugging
you hold an Afghan Club card
you feel pity for all those other dogs that do not look like you
you spend a lot on makeup and jewelry
you cannot go out because you broke your nail
the most sensitive part of your body is your nose
you giggle a lot
you consider the hairdryer a weapon
you have no idea that all the objects in your house can aid you in saving the universe
your only boyfriends are human
you cannot save the universe
you do not know the difference between a screwdriver and a bus driver
the only nuts are in your head
Author: Racker

Why did the Afghan cross the road? There was a phone pole on the other side!
Author Unknown

The Afghan card game! Download this file and decompress it (it is a compressed file with some JPG files in it) Print a set of cards for each player (except for the file called CARD8 print this once) and use CARD0 (not to be confused with Dog Zero) as the backs. Now shuffle all the cards and deal them out till there are no more. Each card has a point value printed on it, add up all the points. The first player to 10,000 wins! Have fun!
Unknown Afghan

How many Afghans does it take to change a lightbulb?
AFGHAN #1: What's a lightbulb?
AFGHAN #2: What's light?
AFGHAN #3: What's an Afghan?
Bear

"Who is this Llama?"

What do you call an Afghan who falls into a puddle?
A dirty joke!
Author Unknown

When the vet checked the inside of the ears of the Afghan what did he see?
A This Space For Rent sign
Author Unknown

An Afghan is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet:
DOCTOR: I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds.
When the Afghan returns she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
DOCTOR: Why that's amazing! Did you follow my instructions?
AFGHAN: Yes. But I'll tell you, though. I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.
DOCTOR: From hunger you mean?
AFGHAN: No, from skipping.
Jimmybob

An Afghan tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles. One day she told her problem to a cat.
CAT: There is a way to make the car easier to sell but it's not legal.
AFGHAN: That doesn't matter as long as I can sell the car.
CAT: Okay. Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car.
The following weekend the Afghan made the trip to the mechanic. About a month later the cat asked the Afghan if she sold her car.
AFGHAN: Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles!
Jimmybob

An Afghan is walking one day and she comes to a river. On the other side she sees another Afghan. She call to her.
FIRST AFGHAN: How can I cross to the other side?
The second Afghan looks up and down the river then finally replies.
SECOND AFGHAN: You are already on the other side.
Josie

Two Afgahns were walking in the woods. They came upon a set of tracks. On Afghan said they were deer tracks. The other Afghan said they were elk tracks. They were still arguing when a train hit them.
Matt

An Afghan went to the vet because she had two bright red ears.
DOCTOR: What happened to your ears?
AFGHAN: I was ironing and the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I picked up the iron.
DOCTOR: So what happened to the other ear?
AFGHAN: The jerk called back!
JabberJaw

An Afghan was driving home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Because of which her car was covered with dents. The next day she took it into a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was an Afghan so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and all the dents would pop right out. The Afghan went home, got down on her paws and knees and started blowing into the tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew harder but still nothing happened. Finally, she blew with all her might but still the dents remained. Her roommate, another Afghan, came home and saw her.
AFGHAN #2: What are you doing?
The first Afghan told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents out. The roommate rolled her eyes at her stupidity.
AFGHAN #2: Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first!
Legally Afghan

What's the difference between a prince and an Afghan that's just had a litter? One's a heir apparent the other's a hairy parent.
Unknown

"Here is a pic Mr. M. sent us. Why can't more Afgahns look like this?"

"Jill! Kelly! For some odd season I can't smell a thing!"

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