Unofficial Charlie's Afghans: The Afghans

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Hiii! I'm bree, I'm sure you are glad to meet me and stuff. I'm the smart one of the group, if their is a problem to be solved I'm the one they ask. Like if you need to figure out how to open an unlocked door or what it means when a traffic light turns green (its seasick) But it isn't easy being the smartest, all the mean bad guy types are always gunning for me. Is that rude or what? I can't count (well to three) how many times a telephone pole has leaped out and attacked me or a sidewalk has reached up and tripped up. It is so bad that I'm the only one on record that has been run over by a parked car! I don't mind getting hurt and junk, that is my job... At least I think it is. That and wearing sparkly stuff. The real bummer are my bandage bill.

Hiii! I'm Jill, I know you are honored by my presents. Speaking of which did you bring any? I really like sparklies! Anyway, I'm the weapon's expert of the group. Anytime one of the girls breaks a nail or gets a split end I'm there to help both physically and emotionally. I have an arsenal of weapons against non-prettiness! I don't like to brag (well not too much) but we were once pinned down by some bad guys for most of the day, when we finally got out of that one (the end credits were rolling) we only had fifteen minutes to prepare for a dog show and I gave all the girls a manicure just using a packet of ketchup, a feather and newspaper (which I later used for other purposes) And guess what place we came in? Last! Okay, so we didn't win but we were still in the show at the end. Isn't that just awesome?

Hiii! I'm Kelly, you can get my autograph later. I'm the martial arts expert of the group. See these hands, um, I mean paws? They are lethal weapons! I use them every day in the constant fight against flat fur. Thanks to years of training, experience and over price hair care products I am proud to say that I have the bounciest fur in the group. A day doesn't go by when a villain doesn't says "Wow! Your fur is so bouncy, you look great in all the running sequences." After which they then try to kill me. There is one thing I have learned, if you are going to be a Charlie's Afghan you have to be the best at what you do.

Well that is it, just the four of us.

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