...The Statue Of Liberty, The Empire State Building, The World Trade... Oops!
Well, if you're thinking of coming to my new home: You may see me at the "visitor's" center, in Times Square. I go there all the time to fuck with the tourists. If you ever do see me, don't ask me for directions, or what bus or train to take to get there. I will get you lost. And don't let me to take your picture, even if I offer, I will fuck up it up!
On purpose!I'll get a nice picture of you from the neck down.
And you won't know 'till you're back home, halfway across the country, in "Shitcreek", Texas, getting your film developed at a Walgreen's, where "Earl", the Pharmacist, is also the town mayor.
