DISCLAIMER:   Tainted Humor Entertainment provides people with information, news, advice and commentary in many different  shapes and forms and are not meant to be taken seriously. We are here for ENTERTAINMENT purposes only. The contents in this website, the actions, comments and insight expressed by us at Tainted Humor do not necessarily reflect  the views of our sponsors and advertisers. We are not responsible for persons who take us seriously. If you feel that our service provides a distaste in American society, fuck off! 

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WHAT'S NEW  At Tainted Humor Entertainment

  We're Looking For Guest Writers For Feature Articles!

Let us know why you should be the one to write about your weekend drinking binge. Must be at least 21 yrs. old, and must not be having your  stomach pumped while typing the story for us. We want interesting stories and your reviews of bars and clubs. For more info check out our first BAR BUZZ writer comedian Charlie Moreno.

  GET YOUR UGLY MUG ON OUR SITE! 

We'll be going around to different places in El Paso and taking pictures and us drunk folks can finally get some well needed attention. Keep checking out our site for dates, times, and where we'll be. Keep checking back for more info. 

  We are looking for crap to put on our web site. Send us the following:

  

  • Names of Cool Bars, Clubs, Bands, etc. 

  • Local Events. (Concerts, fundraisers, etc.)

  • The Best Drunk Driving Stories 

  • Jokes (prefer bar jokes, or anything really funny)

  • Pick Up Lines

  • Questions, Comments, and Suggestions.

 Check out our FAN MAIL page to read what people are saying about us. Not all of it is good. Okay, okay, most    of it is really shitty, but it was the same person each time, and I never really got along with my mom anyway. Bitch. 

 

ATTENTION: TALENTED PEOPLE!!! 

 We are looking for talented people who seek free promotion. We will help you find gigs and land your own jobs. Pay is not guaranteed.

Great for those just starting out. Must be 18 or over and sign a release to be promoted on our site if chosen. 

 

Good Live Bands (Email  available material: Brief Bio, Group Photo, Etc. Press Packs recommended)

Amateur Models Males and Females, All types for publicity prints and online advertising. Some may become regulars on our site. PG-13 rated photos. No nudity... Yet.  (Email  and enclose a JPG or JPEG formatted photo.

Other Talents    Music Acts: ALL TYPES, Dj's, Comedians, Singers, Dancers, even STUPID HUMAN TRICKS. Whatever. If you got some talent, let us exploit your ass.

     

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