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Tainted Humor
Entertainment provides people with information, news, advice
and commentary in many different shapes and forms and
are not meant to be taken seriously. We are here for ENTERTAINMENT
purposes only. The contents in this website, the actions, comments
and insight expressed by us at Tainted Humor do not necessarily
reflect the views of our sponsors and advertisers. We
are not responsible for persons who take us seriously. If you
feel that our service provides a distaste in American society,
fuck off!
G O D
B L E S S
A M E R I C A |
| WHAT'S
NEW
At Tainted Humor Entertainment |
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We're
Looking For Guest Writers For Feature Articles! |
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us know why you should be the one to write about your
weekend drinking binge. Must be at least 21 yrs. old, and must
not be having your stomach pumped while typing the story
for us. We want interesting stories and your reviews of bars
and clubs. For more info check out our first BAR
BUZZ
writer comedian Charlie Moreno. |
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GET YOUR UGLY
MUG ON OUR SITE! |
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be going around to different places in El Paso and taking pictures
and us drunk folks can finally get some well needed attention.
Keep checking out our site for dates, times, and where we'll
be. Keep checking back for more info. |
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We are
looking for crap to put on our web site. Send us the following:
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Names
of Cool Bars, Clubs, Bands, etc.
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Local
Events. (Concerts, fundraisers, etc.)
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The
Best Drunk Driving Stories
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Jokes
(prefer bar jokes, or anything really funny)
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Pick
Up Lines
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Questions,
Comments, and Suggestions.
Check
out our FAN
MAIL page to read
what people are saying about us. Not all of it is good. Okay,
okay, most of it is really shitty,
but it was the same person each time, and I never really got
along with my mom anyway. Bitch.
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| ATTENTION:
TALENTED PEOPLE!!!
We
are looking for talented people who seek free promotion. We
will help you find gigs and land your own jobs. Pay is not
guaranteed.
Great
for those just starting out. Must be 18 or over and sign a release
to be promoted on our site if chosen.
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| Good
Live Bands (Email
available material: Brief Bio, Group Photo, Etc. Press Packs
recommended)
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Amateur
Models Males and
Females, All types for publicity prints and online advertising.
Some may become regulars on our site. PG-13 rated photos. No
nudity... Yet. (Email and enclose a JPG or JPEG
formatted photo.
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| Other
Talents
Music Acts: ALL TYPES,
Dj's, Comedians, Singers, Dancers, even STUPID HUMAN TRICKS. Whatever.
If you got some talent, let us exploit your ass. |