Charles: He, he, I'm sorry. There aren't many items on sale right now.
You: What a store!
Charles: Yeah, I know. This store just opened.
You: United Colors of Benetton just opened, and they had clothes!
Charles: I'm sorry.
You: You better be.
Charles: Sorry for your gas.
You: Oh, sir, is your store still under contraction?
*You look around the store, seeing that everything is black.*
Charles: Yeah, can't you see?
You: Sorry for coming in. I must be so stupid.
Charles: Yeah, you are!
You: Ha, ha, you suck.
Charles: This is not a store, actually.
You: What?
Charles: This is a store.
You: What?
Charles: These are advertisements. There are going to be stuff to buy later, too!
You: Oh, whatever.
Charles: Take a look around if you'd like.
You: Actually, I'm kind of on my way ou-
Charles: Just come in here!
*Charles shows you around*
You: Wow, impressive.
*You clap your hands*
Charles: Whatever. Take a look at these though:
You: I need my own ad.
Charles: Well, e-mail me, and you will get your ad free! You can via e-mail me also. Just take some time looking at these though:
