| Lyrics to EXIT-540 album |
| EXIT-540 apologise to NOFX |
| We're professional skaters, We've got lots of raters, We think our own songs and we sing all day, We wear baggy jeans, At least we're all straight and none of us are gay That's Karl our ex-singer, He was such a ringer, He left us alone to go for a skateboard, Now we all love skating, But not masturbating, At least we know Karl he will never be board. SINGING SINGING SINGING Buy me a donut or pass me a coke, Give us some money coz we are so broke, = Chorus Open another big box of cheap wine, We're over 13 and we're doin just fine, Thats's micheal our drummer, His dad was a plummer, He's so big and hard and we're really quite scared, Now he's not that chunky, He's really quite funky, Mike needs a drum kit but he never cared, SINGING SINGING SINGING (Chorus) (Palm mut riff) I'm Thomas on geetar, I'm such a retard, I sing like fat mike and i worship him, Now i'm really tall, I used to play basketball, But to be quite honest i'm a little bit dim, Thats Rocky the man, Looks he's gettin so loud, I'm Dave snow the boffin, He counts when he adds, "I'm Stan" Oh no someone please cut his hair, I'm Brendon from Merstone, Life is so unfair, Thats Brendon our basist, We think he's racist, He's doesnt even care if we're balck or we're wight, Now Brendons all squeaky, Not really that freaky, At least we know he cannot go out at night, SINGING SINGING SINGING Chorus Buy me a donut or pass me a coke, Give us some money coz we are so broke, Open another big box of cheap wine, We're pushing 20 and doing just fine |