P. Otaku Bytes: Features - Anime Wish List

.Vol. 1 No. 2	Christmas Issue	December 1999

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Anime Wish List by Mia Marci and Sheila Benedicto

It�s that time of year again! When the night air is cold, and you see lots of reds and greens EVERYWHERE! Yup! It�s almost Christmas, and gift giving (or receiving, whichever comes first) is all the rage, whether it�s to your friends, families, or your favorite anime characters! ^^ Here, we�ve thought up of some of the things we�d like Santa to give them for Christmas. They may range from the weird, the practical, to the crazy, but still apt, don�t you think?

Gundam Wing Characters
Heero Yuy� Prozac (an anti-depressant.)
Duo Maxwell� Hair accessories� Anti-flea shampoo.
Trowa Barton� A dictionary.
Quatre Winner� A stressball for those psychotic times of his.
Chang Wufei� A statuette of Lady Justice.
Relena Darlian� A LONG vacation.
Hilde Schebeker� Condoms? (You hentais out there, stop laughing! ^^�)
Cathrine Bloom� Knife sharpener.
Dorothy Catalonia� �War and Peace� by Leo Tolstoy� Someone who has the guts to shave off her eyebrows! Hmm� any volunteers?
Zechs Merquise� Silver polish.
Lady Une� Roses� lots of �em.
Dr. J� Oil for his mechanical claws.
All the mad scientists� A one-way trip to the loony bin. Rurouni Kenshin Characters
Himura Kenshin� a concealer for his X-mark� laundry detergent.
Kamiya Kaoru� A way out of Akane Tendou�s school of cooking (maybe a few classes under Kasumi would help�)
Myoujin Yahiko� Classes on Anger Management� and hair gel.
Sagara Sanosuke� Tons of fishbones� and lucky charms cereal.
Takani Megumi� Hairbands with fox-ears on them.
Hajime Saitou� Cigarettes� and a flyer on Lung Cancer.
Tae-san and Tsubame� Name tags.
Seijuro Hiko� Endless jugs of sake.
Shinomori Aoshi� A lifetime supply of green tea� Kenshin�s bag of facial expressions� a year�s worth coupons to the drycleaners (for his impossible-to-wash trenchcoat.)
Makimachi Misao (besides giving her Aoshi)� A picture of Aoshi smiling (Possible, yes?)� various tricks she can use on Okina.
Okina� Stronger Tonfas (his weapon of choice.)
Okon and Omasu of the Oniwabanshuu� Shreds of Hiko�s cloak.
Jineh� Block and White Skin Whitener.
Shishio� A lifetime supply of bandages and Salonpas.
Anji� Trick candles that don�t easily get blown-out by strong spirit-presence-induced air.
Kamatari� �Haruka Tenou�s Guide to Crossdressing.�
Iwanbo� An IQ test� and a diet.

Mia almost did not pass this article since she has been busy (and still will be) for the past two months. The editor is using Sheila�s nickname, Minamic, due to layout space.

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It�s that time of year again! When the night air is cold, and you see lots of reds and greens EVERYWHERE! Yup! It�s almost Christmas, and gift giving (or receiving, whichever comes first) is all the rage, whether it�s to your friends, families, or your favorite anime characters! ^^ Here, we�ve thought up of some of the things we�d like Santa to give them for Christmas. They may range from the weird, the practical, to the crazy, but still apt, don�t you think?
Gundam Wing Characters Heero Yuy� Prozac (an anti-depressant.) Duo Maxwell� Hair accessories� Anti-flea shampoo. Trowa Barton� A dictionary. Quatre Winner� A stressball for those psychotic times of his. Chang Wufei� A statuette of Lady Justice. Relena Darlian� A LONG vacation. Hilde Schebeker� Condoms? (You hentais out there, stop laughing! ^^�) Cathrine Bloom� Knife sharpener. Dorothy Catalonia� �War and Peace� by Leo Tolstoy� Someone who has the guts to shave off her eyebrows! Hmm� any volunteers? Zechs Merquise� Silver polish. Lady Une� Roses� lots of �em. Dr. J� Oil for his mechanical claws. All the mad scientists� A one-way trip to the loony bin.	Rurouni Kenshin Characters Himura Kenshin� a concealer for his X-mark� laundry detergent. Kamiya Kaoru� A way out of Akane Tendou�s school of cooking (maybe a few classes under Kasumi would help�) Myoujin Yahiko� Classes on Anger Management� and hair gel. Sagara Sanosuke� Tons of fishbones� and lucky charms cereal. Takani Megumi� Hairbands with fox-ears on them. Hajime Saitou� Cigarettes� and a flyer on Lung Cancer. Tae-san and Tsubame� Name tags. Seijuro Hiko� Endless jugs of sake. Shinomori Aoshi� A lifetime supply of green tea� Kenshin�s bag of facial expressions� a year�s worth coupons to the drycleaners (for his impossible-to-wash trenchcoat.) Makimachi Misao (besides giving her Aoshi)� A picture of Aoshi smiling (Possible, yes?)� various tricks she can use on Okina. Okina� Stronger Tonfas (his weapon of choice.) Okon and Omasu of the Oniwabanshuu� Shreds of Hiko�s cloak. Jineh� Block and White Skin Whitener. Shishio� A lifetime supply of bandages and Salonpas. Anji� Trick candles that don�t easily get blown-out by strong spirit-presence-induced air. Kamatari� �Haruka Tenou�s Guide to Crossdressing.� Iwanbo� An IQ test� and a diet.

Mia almost did not pass this article since she has been busy (and still will be) for the past two months. The editor is using Sheila�s nickname, Minamic, due to layout space.