Club Member Trades
Mr. Basil Grant (President)
Moral Judge
Mr. Grant provides private judicial services to settle purely moral differences. Fulfillment of sentences (punishments) rests entirely on the honour of the culprits and the ladies and gentlemen involved.
Interested parties may call on Mr. Grant at his garret in Lambeth
Mr. P.G Northover
Founder and Proprietor of the Adventure and Romance Agency
A customer of the Adventure and Romance Agency pays a yearly or quarterly sum, and in return the Agency undertakes to surround him/her with startling and weird events. These events form a mystery story that the customer must follow in order to reach the solution. Adventure and romance seekers will find the Agency in Fleet Street, in Tanner's Court.
Mr. Monmorency
Arboreal House-Agent
Mr. Monmorency has a special line in arboreal villas. Price depends on size and degree of complexity. A completed arboreal villa designed by Mr. Monmorency can be seen at The Elms, Buxton Common, near Purley, Surrey.
Professor Chadd
Inventor of the Dancing Language
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ommunication using the Dancing Language involves a complicated series of dancing steps and movements. Professor Chadd offers lessons at his home in Hart Street, Bloomsbury.
Rev. Ellis Shorter and colleague(s)
Professional Detainers
Rev. Shorter and his colleagues are paid by their clients to detain in conversation, on some harmless pretext, people whom they want out of the way for a few hours. Rev. Shorter and his colleagues may be contacted at their agency in London.
Sir Walter Cholmondeleigh
Organizer of Repartee
Sir Walter hires himself out at dinner     parties to lead up to other people's repartees. According to a preconcerted scheme, he says stupid things that he has arranged for himself, and his client says the clever things arranged for him.  Sir Walter will respond to cards left at the Club of Queer Trades.
Guests at the Club of Queer Trades
Mr. Charles Swinburne
Mr. Swinburne is a very good friend of Mr. B. Grant, and is also an avid collector of club memberships. He often can be found visiting the Club of Queer Trades with Mr. R. Grant
Mr. Rupert Grant
Mr. Grant is the brother of Mr. B. Grant. He is a successful private investigator that often matches wits with his brother. He can be contacted through the Club of Queer Trades.
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