I signed on to the internet
And found surfing to be no sweat
But when I tried landing on a certain site
I found myself a battle to fight

I found the site was no longer there
For it had been moved elsewhere
So I searched as was directed
Finding no such site to be detected

If I don't fail to abort retrying
I'll go nuts going crazy short of dieing
After much confusion and URL'S visited
I found the site no longer existed

Trying for hours to get where I wanted to be
Proved that the task was an impossibility
So with headache and sore eyes to my regret
I gave up and signed off the internet