Why'd you come here? This is a page about the felonious feline that is known as Charcole. She lives with me. I don't own her. Nobody really owns a pet. Look who breaks their backs for who here. Everyone works hard to pamper their pet, and all they gotta do is keep you company, and eat the food you give them. Now, who owns WHO? :)
For those of you who are uninformed, who are't in the know, who... okay, I'll just say it. Charcole is my cat...As long as you don't follow the logic mentioned above. She is very ferocious, and mean. You should see her sharp teeth and long claws. Well, you really shouldn't. If you see her in person, run. Run! Charcole is a black and white cat, with greenish-yellow eyes. They track and monitor things intensly, and sometimes she'll just sit a few feet away and just stare at people. That's better than when she bites, scratches, or hisses cat breath in your face. She does that when she gets mad. Well, the main color is black, and she's got specks of white on the tips of her feet, her chin, and her neck. It looks like she's wearing a tuxedo, which is why her nickname is Tuxedo Neko (Tuxedo Cat). She's a medium size cat, but has sent a half-wolf dog three times her size speeding away from her.
Charcole does the strangest things, too. She loves to play fetch, and often finds little trinkets which she brings to me so I can throw them and she can chase them down and attack 'em and then repeat the whole process over and over and...well, you get the idea. She also eats things that even I won't touch. Seafood being the primary thing. But, she also laps up guacamole. She loves spicy food, and almost everything else. In fact, I believe the only food she won't eat is sausage. I don't like sausage either, so she doesn't see much of it anyway. She'll do anything for a steak, and has tried to prove that theory. Beef jerky...oy. If I open a bagged package of beef jerky, she's instantly found in the same room. Even when she was asleep the second before. I've tested that many times. And the package makes almost no sound! How does she do it? If that weren't enough, she actually likes water! Unless she's being exposed to it against her will. If she's about to get a bath that she doesn't want, she will fight it every step of the way...and probably get away. But on her own she has jumped into a bathtub full of water! She also likes to bat water coming out of the faucet. Any faucet. As long as there's not too much water coming out of the faucet, she'll bat at it, and attack it. She knows how to turn the sink on and off specifically for that purpose.
Ever seen Jurrassic Park? She's most like a velociraptor, I guess. With all the things I told ya about. That, and she can open doors like the raptors did in the movie. Well, hope I gave you enough pointlessly trivial information about Charcole. If not, check back later. I plan to add more.
Well, here's the best of the pictures I had up. The others didn't looks so great.
