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JULY 17 2001: My timing, on the odd occasion, can often be quite off the mark, and thus, my thought for today is: The ONLY time the world beats a path to your door, is when yer on the dunny! Doing good is like peeing in black trousers, it gives you that warm wet feeling, but nobody knows you've done it!...submitted by Worzel The doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I just kept my finger out of there!...submitted by Book Man JULY 18 2001: Most people know how shocking I am with money, can't budget to save my life etc...but I am not quite at this point yet!: NEVER trust your money to a stockbroker who's married to a Travel Agent! JULY 19 2001: My mood today tells me: It is amazing that the time when one can feel most alone is when they are surrounded by people JULY 22 2001: Today, simply: I don't know! JULY 25 2001: My brother going back and forth between home and the snow so frequently prompts two thoughts today: Always take an extra pair of sox, but most importantly, never eat yellow snow! JULY 28 2001: Given my tendancy to become inpatient and restless, might i remind everyone that: A watched pot never boils.....until yer turn the gas on.... AUGUST 2 2001: Today I took a drive about 3 hours long, and all I have to say is: I told you to go before we left! *L* AUGUST 15 2001: Last night I was angered to find that a friend's kitten had been drowned in their vandalised pool: Whoever commits such a horrid act, should expect the same in return...call it karma or whatever you like, but I hope they get theirs AUGUST 16 2001: In the words of Garfield...: I'm bored bored bored bored.....BORED AUGUST 18 2001: Having been so sick and having to visit the doctor so much lately: I find it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice" AUGUST 20 2001: WHY do service stations lock their toilets?? Are they afraid someone might CLEAN them!??!? AUGUST 26 2001: Popularity contest: If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?!? AUGUST 30 2001: Musings: Would a fly without wings be called a walk? SEPTEMBER 6 2001: Seasonal change: It's SPRING! The weather gets warmer! The animals are having babies!! *L* I know it's not really a thought of the day, but it IS half arsed! *L* Conditions: * Chez Charisma is in no way responible for half arsed thoughts taken as more than what they are * Chez Charisma reserves the right to remove thoughts not considered "half arsed" enough * Chez Charisma accepts no responsibility for this page being updated daily, Liz can only have so many half arsed thoughts! * Chez Charisma understands that running with scissors may be dangerous * Chez Charisma will welcome emails of any thoughts considered to be "half arsed" from other readers, and will acknowledge them on the site. Please click here to submit your thoughts |
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Created: 30 October
2000
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