What do you get when you cross a turkey with an ostrich? A Thanksgiving bird that buries its head in the potatoes. What do you get when you cross an elephant and peanut butter? Either peanut butter that never forgets or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth. A guy rode into town on Friday, stayed 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it? His horse was named Friday. He's so stupid......he has to stand on a chair to raise his IQ. What does a 500-pound mouse say? "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot. What do badminton losers play? Worseminton. Who played for the Knicks, Celtics, Devils, Jets, Giants, Rangers and Nets? The organist. What do a rabbit and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the rabbit. Why aren't farmers growing bananas any longer? Because they're long enough already! Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? She wanted to lay it on the line. What is the No. 1 use for cowhide? To hold cows together. What's so unusual about an invisible man? You don't see one everyday.
