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Friday 18 May 2001
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Top Story: by Mustak Knowledge

It is reported that a top website called "chaosociety" has been charged with illegal references to third parties, misuse of unofficial material and failing to close down a website, having been requested (asked) to, nicely, by a Mr R. Stein.

The propritor* of this website, a Mr Big Ian B, has failed to adhere to the request for closure of his s(h)ite and so I, Mustak Knowledge, must acknowledge that he is slightly anarchic, and laughs in the face of officials such as Bob Stein.

Mt Stein has made an official statement** on behalf of GeoCities.com, saying that if Mr B does not close his website, action against him will be taken in the form of theft of his website by an un-named third party.
Above: Artists impression of Robert Stein, Manager, GeoCities
* owner
** a spoken notification
Stolen Cheese: by O. Fuck

A great big wodge of cheese was stolen from Corbis.com yesterday (pictured, right) during a family get-together, in which a family, got together.

The thieves also made off with my heart and my money, I must have been slipped a sleeping pill.

The cheese theft is the second in a run (2 of 2) of thefts.� The last theft involved chocolate from a vending machine at Runshaw College, Leyland, where it is reported that students were paying for
one bar of chocolate, and recieving*** three.� One student was even reported to have got his money back.
The cheese shall be greatly missed as it was originally planned to be hurled (at top speed) at Big Ian B, for stealing my e-mail and sending odd e-mails to my friends.

Finally, Ian,. its now 3-1 to me, show me what you've got... (no, not that)
*** getting
HERE'S IAN'S SITE BACK (AGAIN)
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

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