I require...
1 x Orm t-shirt, 1 x Cheep fluff-ball (to play cricket with),
2 x Cheep fluff-balls (to act as car dice), 1 x plugging of my website (every month on your website) and...
1 x �1,000,000
OK so the last request is unlikely to prove successful
but a present of equivalent value should suffice
But for now, why not visit my Orm & Cheep site, which took me all of 3 minutes to make (steal)...