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First Name : Ian W
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E-mail : Hey?
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Url: : What?
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Comment (or abuse) : What in the name of Bill Buggery is going on with this 'ere guestbook? a) it's pink, and b) it's shagged. Every time I go on it it's changed in a silly way.
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First Name : Ian (Not B)
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url: : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment (or abuse) : I just thought I'd be a big sellout and tell you to go to my page 'cos the guestbook's a lonely place when you're on your own. Cheerio (not that cheery though).
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First Name : Dave
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E-mail : is a revolutionary form of communication
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Url: : (...what?)
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Comment (or abuse) : Ian... smell my cheese, kiss my face, jurassic park, pedestrianisation, cheese sandwich (with hot meat, a cresent of cress and a side salad (any time in the next 15 minutes)), the Best of the Beatles, Smaller Rovers, sanitary bags, body lotions, the onion
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : veryimpressed@squee'sbritneyimpression.com
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Url : www.dogboy.com
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Comment : So...welcome to the NEW improved CHAOSociety! I see dave has already been here a few tiny hours before the "rush"...hmmm...anyway must dash...wanna be home in time for Neighbours.
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First Name : Davey Davey Dave Dave Dave
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E-mail : is used by many organisations as an internal communication method
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Url : can be preceeded by the letter "c" to form the word "curl"
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Comment : Ian! Try reducing the size of the text so that more can fit on. Granted, it will be more difficult to read but if people weren't such spastic mentallists, they would be able to read small text.
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First Name : Dave
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E-mail : is very popular with students, who use it to keep in touch with friends
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Url : can also form the word "hurl" with the addition of the letter "h"
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Comment : I say "make your text smaller" because my message fit on your last guestbook (not the "old" one, the previous one) and now it has been cut off because ther text is big on this one. Try it, you might like it. On the other hand, you may hate it, and set it
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.bigtony.com
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Comment : No...I think you will find Dave I actually deleted your message by hand as it was shite.
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First Name : Laura
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E-mail :
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Comment : Just read the old guest book.
Very exciting.
Remind me to kill you (Ian B) when I next see you. No reason, I just feel like it.
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First Name : One rather annoyed Dave
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E-mail : usage continues to grow in Western societies
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Url : anything at me and I'll url it back at you
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Comment : So Ian refuses to reduce the size of his text and feels that the current size makes the guestbook suitable. You're wrong. It makes it plop, and no-one's going to be able to write any lengthy messages, thus, offense rate is limited
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First Name : DAVE
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E-mail : me & I'll send a bomb to you in the post
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Url : a shpping trolley in the canal
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Comment : IAN!!! Did you hear aboot the dog that got raped? I think I mentioned it. Also, the chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one, but still they come.
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : ing is fun
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Url : ing abuse at me for stealing his guestbook "gag", Dave will be methinks.
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Comment : Oooo....a visit from Lynnnnne Butterface. Isn't the world of Orm and Cheep far reaching? .... no.
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First Name : Ian Williams
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E-mail : nyuuuuuuuu wom
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Url : Boggle
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Comment : Has Ian B become Yoda in his message (see above) or is it just my old mind playing tricks? And "Butterface" is highly unoriginal, but a good nickname nonetheless.
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.nakedyoda.com
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Comment : Become Yoda I had have. Yes. Amused by this message you will be. Mmmmm. Must dash, forever sleep. (fades out)
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First Name : Ian Williams
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : I can't believe it! I've just had an e-mail from someone requesting to be REMOVED from my mailing list! I take huge offense at this. Anyone else wanting to do the same, do so at your peril. I should really put this in my own guestbook.
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First Name : DAVE
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E-mail : hackers@ian'swebsite.com
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Url : www.geocities.com.chaosociety (at time of going to press)
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Comment : I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I HACKED IN I H
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First Name : DAVE
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E-mail : with ther addition of an "f", can form the word fe-mail (female*)
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Url : www.geocities.com/chaosociety & www.geocities.com/fivepennypiece
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Comment : I HACKED IN (*courtesy of the Patronising Guardian Ltd)
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : this one (again)
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Comment : Got the site back in my control. And then hacked into Dave's hotmail account! Woohoo!
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First Name : Dave
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E-mail : The one Ian nicked
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Url : This one, until recently
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Comment : Ian, you say I have limited ideas so I'll steal your e-mail. Well, I do believe you copied me in the theft industry, originally. And erm, change the link from my page to your site to index.htm, coz its currently index1.htm, which is useless
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First Name : Elspeth/"Elspliff"
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : Ralf
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Comment : I think I'm a bit confused with all this malarky.
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First Name : Ian W
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.80stees.com (t'is good)
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Comment : Elspeth? Confused? Ah well. Anyway, I found out that Michael Shumacher dad's called Rolf. Marvellous. Also, Ian, I need your help, look at my guesbook for more info.
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail :
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Url :
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Comment : Squee sort oot your problem. I wrote the solution in you guestbook. Bob Geocities 0 : Me 134
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First Name : R. Stein
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com
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Comment : I see that you have ignored my request to axe this website, and quite frankly, Big Ian B, I'm ney surprised. I do believe though, that it is 2-1 to me, Ian, as this WAS an original idea - R. Stein.
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First Name : Michelle
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : erm...dunno.
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Comment : Stop confusing Elspeth. Poor thing. Anyway, carry on with your 'antics', it's keeping me amused.
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First Name : Ian W
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : I have to say I'm impressed, Dr. Sloan. But you didn't put the phrase "exactly!" in enough to really be the master. And you didn't feel the need to show off your dancing skills for no reason. QUINCY RULES!
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First Name : Michelle
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url :
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Comment : Where did Dave's new front page go then? And what the hell is Squee on aboot?
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First Name : Ian W
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : You evidently don't watch post-Neighbours detective programs (Diagnosis Murder, Quincy, Ironside, etc.) regularly enough. They are top quality programming, let me tell you.
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.whowouldwininafightbetweenlovejoyandbergerac.com
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Comment : Thinking of maybe devoting a page to Diagnosis Murder....post-Neighbours programming kicks ass. Did you see it when they put Weakest Link USA on after Neighbours I missed a VERY important seminar just to watch it
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.judy'sdeadinneighbours.com
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Comment : Also, I remember the time you could miss Neighbours for aboot 2 weeks and nothing would of changed. I missed ONE episode last week and they have got roughly a million new characters and the Doc and Suze were nowhere to be seen.
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First Name : Ian "Neighbours Encyclopedia" Williams
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.harold.com
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Comment : Whereabouts of characters: Lance + his bird: Americam/Harold + Paul: Paris/Karl, Suze + Joel (possibly also "Lib"): England/Madge: Kicked Bucket. The new characters take bad acting to new levels.
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First Name : Dana
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E-mail : www.ibiza.com
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Url : dogpoo@havin'itlarge.com
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Comment : My love has got no money...he has got his strong beliefs.
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First Name : Ian W
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : Who is this ^? I know no person who goes by that name. After all this is my guestbook really. Dave is second in ownership. Who is this Big character? Carrot.
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.bigian.com
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Comment : Twas me!
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First Name : Ian W
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : Are you replying to who this Big character is or who wrote the message above mine? Or possibly even both?
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First Name : big
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.cheesedreams.com
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Comment : Both!
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First Name : Ian W
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : It took you a good few months to think of an answer to that question, didn't it?
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : www.dogfaceboy.com
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Url : [email protected]
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Comment : Yes. It did. Sorry. This message also did. DAMN! Sorry again. Any further questions..?
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First Name : Ian Williams
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : Yes - why do you always take so long to answer my questions? (I'll check this thing in 6 months for an answer)
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.longstick.com
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Comment : Coz...why would I want to visit my own website?!?! I wrote the bugger I know what it contains. The only reason I return is for your "amusing" musings.
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First Name : Ian W
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : I'm amused that you find my musings amusing. Ha ha. Oh. Where's Dave? He's not been here for a while. I demand to see the manager. And the office of tourist information. Mation. Mation.
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : [email protected]
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Comment : I don't know where dave the rave is. I'll text him and get him on this bored..er I mean board.
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First Name : Ian Williams
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : Good to see it's not just me 'n' thee on this 'ere book nowadays. Yes. Have you seen my fancy new FAQ section? T'isn't exactly fabulous. I was just a bit bored one day. Everyday.
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First Name : Big
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.faq.com
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Comment : I like the way i'm question number 3 on the frequently asked questions aboot syllabub!
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First Name : Ian Williams
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage/FAQ.html
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Comment : We don't get many questioned asked. Truth be known, they're usually along the lines of "will you shut up?" and "when are you finishing?", so I just made some up. I mean yes, of course everyone's asked about you.
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : www.bigian.com
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Url : www.ici-flying-circus.com
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Comment : It really is just you and me now on this guestbook. Errr....phew...I don't know....fancy a game of tennis?!?!
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First Name : Casey.
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.touristofdeath.com
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Comment : Ha ha! Took you by surprise. I'm also here. Just keeping very quiet in the corner.
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First Name : Ian Williams
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : That's a first.
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First Name : Ian Williams
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : [advertisement] SYLLABUB play the Barons, Burscough on Thursday 3rd January 2002. Doors 7pm, free admission, come and get drunk, then heckle.
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.dogfaceboy.com
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Comment : Oi! Get your own ruddy website. Why advertise on mine...the only people who come to it are me, you and casey...and maybe guy hallifax.
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First Name : Ian Williams
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : What do we want? Updates! When do we want them? Now! More inteviewers (Richard Briers for example), more pictures, and more innuendo. Get onto it!
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First Name : Mark
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.markknopfler.co.uk
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Comment : Hey, y'alright. How 'bout you at the back? At the side? On the right? Alright. Hey Mr Security guy, leave that fat guy alone and stop spoilin' the fun. Bastard.
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First Name : Richard Briers
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.dick.com
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Comment : Water, water, everywhere. What a ruddy fantastic site. Bo selecta! Dicky Briers xxx
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First Name : Ian Williams
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : Sheesh, first Knopfler and then the great Briers himself. This site has definately moved upmarket. Who next? Paul Scholes?
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First Name : Paul Scholes
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E-mail : [email protected]/bastardface
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Url :
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Comment : Hello. It's all of... a few years since I last left a message on this site. I've been busy kicking footballs and... stuff. Can't stay long, I'm off to try out my new hair dye - 2 teaspoons a day, mixed with milk or orange juice
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First Name : Ian Williams
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : What did I tell you? I wonder how much he had to pay for his "Bastardface" e-mail address.
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First Name : Jonny
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E-mail : hereIcome@last
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Url : www.dotdotdotdot.com
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Comment : Here I come singing oldies/goldies*... (you get the general idea). That Paul Scholes is a complete bastard. *which ever tickles my fancy at the time
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First Name : Dave
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E-mail : dave
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Url : dave
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Comment : Hello. I'm not responsible for Knopfler, "Scholsey" or Jonny. No... no...(yes). Good news - Mr Knopfler is doing 4 charity gigs Bad News - 3 are in London, 1 is in Southampton.
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Comment : Bastard
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First Name : Andrew Crosbie
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.andrewcrosbie.com
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Comment : Ogh! He just punched me! Anyone noticed how I play the bass in Mark Knopfler's band? I bop in a kind of bend-at-the-knee kind of gammy kind of way.
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First Name : Neil Buchanan
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.artattack.co.uk
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Comment : This is an 'eart attacckkk, this is an 'eart attacccckkkk, this is Heart Attaccccckkkkk. [thud] Trrry it yourfuc*in'self.
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First Name : dave
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E-mail : dave
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Url : dave
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Comment : Excuse me everybody.... I don't think my hacking episode of last year generated quite enough applause. I DID steal this website (twice), so could you all please send me your congratulations in the form of a cheque for �17.52 Thank You.
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First Name : Ian Williams
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : Oh marvellous. I just found out that there's another job that I applied for that I didn't get. I may have to massacre all employers in the country. I'll start with Geocities. Now where's Bob...
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First Name : Chief Wiggum
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.cops.com
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Comment : Now where did I put my gun? Oh yeah, I set it down when I went to pick up a brownie.
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First Name : Big Ian B
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com
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Comment : Bob doesn't employ anyone!!! It's a one man show. Also can you actually imagine geocities actually making any money?!? Have you ever actually clicked on any of the banners and they all advertise Yahoo anyway! Leave bob alone.
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First Name : Ian Williams
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E-mail : [email protected]
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Url : www.geocities.com/syllabubpage
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Comment : I thought Bob chucked your other site off his server? I think that's worth gun-downage, don't you? Update this site.
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