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My Email:[email protected]
"Down" not "Sown", "Gripped not "Gripeed". Sorry.
Ian W - 12/13/00 12:48:13
My Email:w@isyournamew@[email protected]
Tuppence change [a rich man], tuppence change [a poor man]...sorry, I just got carried away with that great song. Hang on...down our street, you're bound to meet lots of lovely people and they really are a treat, and they will help you oyt, withoyt a doy
, something somthing something something sown our street...I'll give up now. Sorry. It's just that great new website. The country is gripeed with Fivepennymania.
DAVE - 12/01/00 16:50:06
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/fivepennypiece
My Email:[email protected]
The Fivepenny Piece website has finally landed. It wouldn't of done but Ian was on board so it had no choice. For those of you who like sneak previews, it is avible (Tom Ltd.) for preview at the moment, withoot pictures of the band. They are soon to ar
ve as soon as I can get the use of Suzanne's scanner permitted. If I can't, I'll break in to her flat and use it whilst she sleeps. If she should awaken, I'll be left with no option but to kill her... twice.
Ian W - 11/30/00 12:27:11
My Email:c@[email protected]
Morning. Well the Fivepenny Piece get recognition and long, long, LONG last. I listened to "Where There's Muck There's Brass" t'other day. T'is very good. And extremely Orm and Cheep related obviously, otherwise it wouldn't be in this guestbook, would
it?
Ian W - 11/30/00 12:26:36
Morning. Well the Fivepenny Piece get recognition and long, long, LONG last. I listened to "Where There's Muck There's Brass" t'other day. T'is very good. And extremely Orm and Cheep related obviously, otherwise it wouldn't be in this guestbook, would
it?
Dave - 11/24/00 16:54:11
My URL:www.fuckoff.com
My Email:e-mailmeandi'[email protected]
He must of snuffed it. His brother was there, and he looked like the living dead. Anyhoo, I'm aboot to promote the Fivepenny Piece website ready for the new year (you can guess the address), which coincidentally ties in with the second airing of that gi
we went to in Blackburn. Yes in deedy, at midday on New Years Eve 2000/2001, the Fivepenny Piece will have their classics (well, anything but) broadcast all over the world (all over Lancashire) to the immediate pleasure of their millions (handful) of fa
s. So get your tapes at the ready coz it's sure to be a groundbreaking production, I should know, I was there. Right, I'm off to check on the existence of the fifth member. If he's deed, I'll have my facts straight, if he's alive, I'll kill him, and ha
e my facts straight. DAVE
Ian W - 11/23/00 13:19:40
I've just had a thought - maybe he just left. You're going round saying that he's died, and do you have any proof? I mean, staying in a small Lancashire folk band (oh yes) for over 20 years isn't exactly everyones cup of shit.
Dave - 11/20/00 12:26:50
My URL:http://www.shit.com
My Email:stoprippingmeoffianori'[email protected]
A few things...Ian, your Ricky Marmite entry (yes, entry) contained an e-mail address which, if you scroll down to aboot a third of the way down this page, is almost exactly the same as my Ricky Marmite's e-mail. I therefore claim copyright compensation
rom you, and instead of money, I want control of this webshite (again). This is because I can't be bothered guessing your password a second time. At the risk of continuing the trend of not mentioneing Orm or Cheep on this "Orm & Cheep" website... Orm & C
eep. There. I can get away with it now. I'd just like to tell you all that I fully intend to construct some form of webshite based on the much loved 70's band, The Fivepenny Piece. As there is no current website for this masterful quintet (now a quart
t due to the death of a member, no really) I shall make one myself... for myself to visit, and no-one else. Right, I'm off to the Mark Knopfler website (a proper one). DAVE
Ian W - 11/14/00 14:26:04
My URL:http://www.thebestweb.freeserve.co.uk/harveys
My Email:[email protected]
Yes, a better class of Ian has arrived at the site. I just read this whole damn guestbook, well apart from one entry from Sean which is too bloody long. Orm's entry (oh yes) was bloody funny, as was Cheep's. And Ian's latest wasn't too bad either.
Doesn't it piss you off when the person next to you in the computer room sits there and looks at your bloody screen for ages and you just want to turn round and hurl abuse at them? Yes it does. I'd best scroll down before they read this.
That's better. Reach for the stars. Oh yeah, a bit of advertising, it is very likely that there will be a band night in the last week of the Xmas holidays. Go to it, we will play much S Club.
And sort out the dates on this site so they're notall American and shit.
Ian - 11/09/00 12:13:52
My URL:http://www.thisone.com
My Email:I'[email protected]
Hi everyone that ever visits this website anymore. It is really weird that I should suddenly feel the urge to come and have a look at this once glorious site only to discover that you ricky have been here only moments before me. I must be psychic or somet
ing. Oh well. I am off to make my tea now. Bye bye Love Ian xoxoxoxoxox
Ricky Martin - 11/09/00 12:11:10
My URL:http://www.rickymartin.com
My Email:[email protected]/comeon!
Wow...What a good website well done Ian! I was just surfing da web when I came across (yes, came) your site. I knew you were a good fuck but your a good webmaster as well! You're my ideal man.
Laura - 10/23/00 16:43:39
My Email:maweg (no seriously)
Hi everyone that ever visits this website anymore (ie Dave). It is really weird that I should suddenly feel the urge to come and have a look at this once glorious site only to discover that you dave have been here only moments before me. I must be psych
c or something. Oh well. I am off to make my tea now.
Bye bye
Love laura xoxoxoxoxox
Dave - 10/23/00 10:35:07
My Email:[email protected]
Aah bugger... I've just read the highly comical entries below, and nearly died laughing/remembering the old days. How silly we (I) were (was). And why have so many of my messages got random letters missing? Oh well.
Glad to see this website really has something to do with Orm & Cheep. I suppose that's why the first entrant to this guestbook was... Paul Scholes.
IAN! Update this bugger. Sod your degree crap. Get designing more O&C webpages.
DAVE
Elspaaaaaaarth - 05/12/00 11:58:31
My Email:[email protected]
And on the seventh day God created.....baked beans.
Ian - 04/30/00 17:35:46
My URL:http://thisone!
So I finally returned to my webpage which I haven't visited in months...and so I have discovered neither has anyone else.
Kevin - 03/14/00 22:16:55
Two things, firstly well done on fucking Jamie's guestbook up and secondly you web page is well better than Jamie's.
Ian - 03/07/00 15:24:27
My Email:[email protected]
Mayo! As it is named after (almost) by favourite lady woman, Sarah Hellman('s Mayo).
Sean - 02/28/00 10:23:41
Ketchup wins everytime!!
Gaz - 02/23/00 12:06:36
Hmmmm Ian you know if you go out of your page, the side frame still stays, but if you go back into it another one appears, this causes problems. You need an auto close frame on exiting. Also Jamie I feel your page needs more picture of me so Iam going to
end you some! :)
sexy Sarah - 02/20/00 14:34:39
My Email:[email protected]
hello. how are you? What is better on chips-ketchup or mayo? What do you think?? see you soon!
Paula - 02/14/00 20:27:05
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Bungalow/7359
My Email:[email protected]
I love you forever for providing the definitive guide to Orm and Cheep!!!!!! Paula from Cult(ish) TV.
gaz - 02/13/00 15:50:28
please put a link to my webpage..Iam mean you put one to Jamies and his is a load of nob cheese (no offence Jaime!)
Jamie - 02/11/00 19:21:59
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/nozza99
My Email:iansagit@fuckedupguestbook
Ian you fucker, you messed up my guestbook and you will pay you just have to wait and see.
Jamie
Sean - 02/11/00 13:28:13
Gaz it looks like only me and you write on this guestbook. I don't know if paul is going, I haven't spoke to him in a while. Keep up the good work everyone, bye.
Gaz - 02/10/00 12:17:44
My URL:http://velocitydesign.bizland.com
My Email:[email protected]
Yep I really liked your webpage Sean. Ian well done for makeing the connection between guestbooks and HTML. Thats whys its best to make your own one, rather than use Geocities one. Hmmm..I could have fun with this. What do you think of my Webpage? It look
nice but its really dull. Sean is Paul going to Naffs party? SOOOOOO many questions.
Sean - 02/10/00 10:09:41
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/porkerpage
Ian, I would if i could but i can't. Thanks Gaz for those kind words about porkerpage. I hope they weren't sarcastic.
Ian - 02/09/00 14:48:18
Gaz - 02/08/00 17:44:29
My Email:lol@porkerpage
Porker page v. Funny. And I don't even know what he's like! :)
Gaz - 02/08/00 17:41:38
My URL:http://velocitydesign.bizland.com
My Email:[email protected]
Hmmm..OK I'll stop swearing! Keep visiting my page, it won't change, but don't let that stop you! Hmmmmm...My new page will be up soon. Its called the "Widest Dog Page!" Opening soon!
Sean - 02/08/00 16:15:36
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/porkerpage
I don't think that you stand a chance of getting people to stop swearing!! But having said that I am willing to give it a go if everyone else is. I am now going to be cheeky and beg everyone to got to my web page after visting the splendours of this page,
and actualyy Gaz your page is marvellous as well, please please visit http://www.geocities.com/porkerpage
Ian - 02/08/00 15:16:03
My Email:[email protected]
Stop swearing......everyone. Write about pleasant stuff like posies and bunnies, please. Thank you.
Sean - 02/07/00 13:10:11
Yes, before everyone goes to insult me some more, can I point out some facts, a) I don't wear glasses, b) Gaz can you start doing your own dirty work as your girlfriend is clearly more intelligent than you, so therefore can come up with better insults, wh
ch, frankly, scare me, c)Norris you are still are a WANKA...
Helen - 02/04/00 10:22:43
My Email:none of your business
Much improved Ian, but one or two critisms. Mainly your specky friend, Sean . He is quite clearly a big opinated turd. My boyfriend is not ugly, you scrawny stinkin' titty.
Also, someone needs to get a life, who in their right minds knows enough about neighbours to create a game on it. Do you 18 year olds have nothing better to do - get on with your A levels and stop wasting time. Love and kisses Helen.
Gaz - 02/04/00 10:06:35
My URL:http://velocitydesign.bizland.com
My Email:[email protected]
Come and look at my web site..its not that good, but at least its up!
Gaz
ps Sean...fuck off
Jamie - 02/03/00 11:59:33
My URL:http://geocities.com/nozza99
My Email:[email protected]
I just thought some advertsing was needed. I Don't care if your silly little page has a side bar, mine has lots of lovely pictures on it and now there is also an advertisements page. Sean i would also like to know who the mistery writer is although i wo
ls like to point out that i am not a wanka i am a wanker, get your spelling right you twat.
Jamie
Sean - 02/03/00 10:38:25
My Email:[email protected]
Ha, ha, i am no dick. ihave a dick, but i am no dick. Now whoever the mystery person who wrote that pathetic drivel slightly lower than this message, i warn you, i will find out who you are, and i will tear you limb from limb. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h
ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ok it is not that funny but never mind i just enjoy laughing at the thought of all you miserable sods reading this message. NORRIS IS A WANKA...
Ian - 02/03/00 09:20:47
My Email:[email protected]
WOW...a side frame. Jamie eat my HTML dust...
You'll never know - 02/01/00 14:14:07
My Email:[email protected]
You ma actually guess who is writing this but until you do i can write bad things on here. I think that you are all being stupid. That Sean whoever he is is being a right dick, not a left one, the guestbook is still good. It is just that it is not lon
after christmas and Ian has modified everything. So lets start bitching you ugly mother fuckers.
????????
Sean - 02/01/00 10:05:34
My Email:thisisnowgettingveryboring@wheresgaz?com
Now this guest book used to be an excellent read, but all of a sudden it is the most boring thing in the world. Yes their used to be arguments, sometimes death threats but they all seem to ahave been forgotten in the name of comedy. Gone are the days when
you would view guestbook and you could see many faces light up and sometimes even let out a little giggle, but no, not anymore. Jamie, if you do wish to write in this as much as you do can you please find something other than yourself to talk about. I wil
give you a hint on how to have popular entries, MAKE THEM FUCKING FUNNY YOU WANKA. Dave, yes now Dave, your entries are by far the funniest, they have a tint of the way things used to be, but you sometimes get drawn in by the afformentioned WANKA. You al
o seem to enjoy dwelling on the fact that Ian is gay. Yes however much this is purely for popularity reasons, if we ignore it it might go away. My last request is that we bring back Gaz, he brought some very muchly missed humour to this sight. I know that
he can be a TWAT, but please if we look passed that fact and passed the fact that he is a small, narrow minded, ugly, opinionated, trumped up grease ball, in other words he is a bit of a GIT, then I am sure we can bring back the happy days (goodbye grey s
y, hello blue, nothing can... oops). Yes if we take a leaf out of Cartmans book and get a bit more angry (these days are ... oh happy days... oops happened again) then this site can change from the Shite that it is too a half desent site. (one o'clock, tw
o'clock, three o'clock rock...fuck me [literally] I need to stop doing that) anyway I am now going to stop this very long message, and if anyone managed to read the whole of this message, then you would understand all i am saying is, We need Gaz back, Da
e is funny and NORRIS IS A WANKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaz in shock! - 01/28/00 16:18:11
My Email:[email protected]
Wow quite good Ian in fact good! However if you wanna see how a proper website is made.....you will just have to wait until I get it uploaded...it could be up by monday. By the way did you get my ricky martin MP3 and Player I sent you?
ps I now have Adobe photoshop 5 altogther now..oooooooo!
Dave - 01/27/00 12:00:17
Yey. Lots of nothingness below.
Ian - 01/27/00 11:38:46
Thank you, Jamie
Jamie - 01/27/00 11:08:26
My URL:http://ww.sorrynoadvertisinghere.com
My Email:[email protected]
very nice new page Ian its much better than the last one, hope everything goes well
- 01/27/00 10:26:57
Dave "The Rave" Whittaker - 01/14/00 16:00:30
My Email:shakeyourbonboninmydirectionandI'[email protected]
Jamie... Commandos is, as Tina Turner once said, 'simply the best' (I said best (and not brest)) game ever, so don't mock it (I said mock). Plus, I couldn't give a flying fuck if you've got the shitty, crappy, arse-hole, dung infested, minge wiping, but
cracking, shit scraping, nose blowing, knee dislocating, leg magnetising, lip enlarging, hair thining, bloke shagging, internet site making, offense exchanging... internet! So shove it up your arse. Fuck Face. Sod Off. Dave. (Fuck Off)
Jamie - 01/12/00 09:09:45
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/nozza99
My Email:idon'[email protected]
Well dave i could just as easily go out and buy that silly game but i don't want to as it sounds stupid. I'm still on the internet at home so there.
Ha
Jamie
Dave - 01/11/00 10:06:03
My Email:ohnoIseemtobelockedinyourofficeandit'[email protected]
Jamie: "Ooh, I've got the fuckin' internet at home and I can go on it over Christmas". Well... I'm getting the Commandos Ammo Pack (not real ammo) for my birthday so you can shove your shitty internet up your oxbox arse. Dave.
Jamie - 01/10/00 15:35:30
My Email:[email protected]
Hey Dave i'm not talking to myself on here. Its just that no one else could write on here over christmas.
Jamie
Dave - 01/10/00 12:59:02
My Email:tryandbiteyourownelbow@andyou'lllooklikeatwat.com
Does anyone else think that this site has now turned into Jamie's personal "let's talk to myself" page? Well done to Ian for guessing his password to this very site (incase anyone didn't know, it was Norton (for obvious reasons)). It is now my aim to re
ain control of this site by once again, guessing the new password. This is highly illegal and unethical but hey, fuck that. Dave.
Jamie - 01/03/00 19:51:54
My URL:http://geocities.com/nozza99
My Email:not a chance
Hello Everybody. Happy New Year.
Most of you will be able to visit this site soon as we go back to college on Thursday. I just thought that i would take this chance to tell you about my site which needs pictures. So please bring in any you think should go on.
Jamie
Jamie - 12/23/99 18:40:35
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/nozza99
My Email:[email protected]
Hello everybody.
Most of you will be reading this in the year 2000 and so i can now advertise my web site which i have to say is quite amazing and much better than before.
Bye Jamie
Jamie - 12/17/99 18:28:49
My Email:[email protected]
Not many of you will be able to visit this site until the new year once back at college. For me it is easy, so i am going to carry on visiting the site. Keep up the good work(i said work)
Jamie
Ian - 12/16/99 10:12:16
HA!!! Success!!!!!!!!! I have stolen my webpage back. In three guesses of the new password. HA!
Now the password is changed again and I am happy again.
JAMIE - 12/14/99 18:22:02
My URL:http://geocities.com/nozza99
My Email:[email protected]
HaHa Ian, Dave's stolen your page and you can't do anything about it can you hahahahahahaha. You know i find this really amusing.,
Jamie
p.s visit my site as it is really good, honest.
www.geocities.com/nozza99
IAN - 12/14/99 16:24:28
DAVE, GIVE ME BACK BY WEB SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!
Ian - 12/14/99 10:25:12
hmmmm....blank message below...
- 12/13/99 14:51:07
Jamie - 12/10/99 18:40:39
My Email:[email protected]
Sorry Dave but i think you'll find that Gaz Battersby's letter is much longer further down the page.
Jamie
Dave - 12/10/99 16:17:57
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/moirastewart_82
My Email:[email protected]
I am now writing the longest message ever written on this guest book. This is to try and prove my superiority over other writers on this site (I said site). Be prepared for a very long message with some tributes along the way. OK� Priorities first. P
to Banton. He�s come (I said come) through thick (I said thick) and thin to get where he is todaaay. �And where�s that?� I hear you cry, well I�ll tell you� in my CD rack at home. Secondly Andy Porker. Sorry PARKER. Let�s stop offending the man. He�
doing his best (to piss me off) and has worked hard (I said hard) to teach us about John Wayne and Arnold Schwarzenegger (we still don�t care). So let�s give three cheers to Andy Parker (and an extra one for his fat). OK? Next comes (I said comes) Reb
cca Ritters (AKA Hannah Martin in Neighbours, AKA Button, AKA Trollop) who must have a mention for her tolerance of that �Paul� character. He�s an absolute TIT in every sense of the word (except the literal sense, of course). Erm� that�s aboot it for no
, except to mention me, designer of the best website on Moira Sturat this century (there are no more, at least there wasn�t until Ian B copied the code and made a replica on _83, bastard). We all know you�re doing it for attention Ian, so stop it. Or el
e I�ll tear your playhouse down. Right, I�ve spent far too long here already, my time has come (I said come) to leave. Goodbye, Farewell, and Happy Fucking Christmas. Dave.
Dave - 12/10/99 12:20:07
My URL:http://wwf.swedishfanny.com
My Email:Oh...SodIt
I haven't stolen material off Ali G for my website address. I am writing to say that small children are not in any whay related to Orm and Cheep so Ian, take them off this website or I shalll have you strung up and shot at dawn. Well... shot at college
nywhay. Happy Christmas. Dave.
Dave - 12/10/99 11:56:05
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/moirastwewart_82
My Email:[email protected]
I just had to write so that Sean didn't have the last word. I'd also like to say that this website still has no pictures of Orm or Cheep, which is shit. By the whaay... I own the video. Huh, how many people can say the same hey? Not many I expect. An
even if they did own the video, they probably wouldn't want to own up to it anyway. I have no shame. Except for looking like Andy Porker (I don't). Happy Christmas. Dave.
Sean - 12/09/99 15:58:09
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/shipool
The website above is better than this shite.
Dave - 12/03/99 15:38:12
My Email:can'tthinkofanamusingone@soIwon'tbother.com/sorry
Dave here. I haven't written in months. Well, at least not as myself. I have attempted to impersonate celebrities though. Poorly or otherwise, that's not the point (I said point). I just thought I'd write to say how impressed I am that Messrs Banton
t al have all signed this guest book and I even see Ian, Bjorn from ABBA has written, which is nice. Well must dash. I've got a helmet to clean. Dave.
Ian - 12/03/99 11:22:09
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/chaosociety
My Email:NO
Look, this is important.
Raj? Raj?
Well, that's no way to talk to your landlord.
But it won't pay the bills we ran up.
Are guestbooks much easier to use than a message boards, like the one's you find on sites of a lower quality
Dave - 12/03/99 11:17:55
My Email:notanadvetisment@atallhonestly
Go to www.geocities.com/moirastewart_82 and leave a message or I will not like you.
Fred Homepride - 12/03/99 10:54:28
My Email:[email protected]/cookinsauces
Try new Homepride cook-in sauces. They're nice and spicy like me of a night time. My lover's got no money, he's got his strong beliefs.
Sean - 12/03/99 10:51:07
My Email:Calm down everyone
This is a little message to tell everyone to calm down and be as one together. I love everyone and do not want war. I only complain about the fucking bad language of that bastard they call Gaz. He must be really pissing his minging boots because he really
has run scared. bye!!
PS Ian is a wanka
Laura - 12/02/99 21:31:05
My Email:Laura@Boring_entries(I said entries - sorry couldn't resist).com
Well excuse me for breathing, I am very sorry that you find my entries boring but I think that you will find SEAN that your's are even worse. You do realise that this means war!!!!
GAz - 12/02/99 14:05:21
My Email:can't be assed
Sean, you say you have won. So what your still a TWAT!
Ian - 12/02/99 09:44:42
My Email:Stop it.
Look, break it up you two. (ie. Jamie and Sean) I will not have such childish tomfoolery on the book that is guest. It will only end in tears. So stop now you naughty, naughty boys.
PS. No trying to slag me off as any ��offensive to Ian�� messages will be wiped off or edited so they are nice.
PPS No writing above this message another comedy message that says the same thing but in a winey �wer ner wer nee� voice. You know what I mean. So don�t.
Jamie the really ferocious one - 11/30/99 15:55:32
My Email:not this time creep
Well you've got a fight on your hands then you fiend so take that you fooooooollll. I'll will be the allmighty conquerer.
Jamie
Sean - 11/30/99 14:59:06
My Email:Is there a point
Norris, you seem to be being a fair bit foolish, with your fighting talk. i think that you underestimate the power of the Scraton, i overcame the almighty force of Gaz and i don't think i will have any problem with you. So as a word of warning : "Watch yo
r back!!! Ha Ha Ha"
Jamie - 11/30/99 09:15:50
My Email:[email protected]
Yes its true that really is my email address so there. I have revieled it to all, i am no longer scared of anyone not even sean hahahahahahahahaha.
Jamie
Sean - 11/29/99 16:25:10
My Email:Can't be fucked (yes literally)
Gaz, i see you have run scared, well please give me a moment to bask in my victory.
Thanks, By the way i have seen that Laura has a friend who also likes to write boring crap, yes people there is another. That is my girlfriend (although at this moment i am ashamed to admit this) Katie bloody Watie erm yeh. Well she also let us no that it
may be true. Someone other than his beautiful girlfriend likes him. This i find quite appalling, but as it is rebecca it is nothing to brag about, bit of a slapper you see. must dash.
Oh, Gaz, who won.... I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob GeoCity (GeoCities Manager) - 11/29/99 16:17:50
My Email:Bob@don'tfuckwithmywebsites.com/who'sormandcheepanyway
I amjust writing to say stop buggering around on my GeoCities website. It's a priviledge from me to you that you have a free internet site anyway so show me the common decency to not offend each other accross the net or you'll be in deep plop. Excuse me
whilst I go and get my son Norman out of a tree. My Welsh wife's calling him. Don't forget what I said.
Laura - 11/27/99 17:43:24
My Email:[email protected]
Hey everybody.
I am pleased to see that there are a few more visitors to Ian's web site - even though he changes it more often than he changes his socks. I see that there are two interesting messages from the web site's inspirers Orm and Cheep (and not really Ian and D
ve - honest). Well I better go. See you all soon I hope.
Love Laura xxx
JiMBOB - 11/25/99 19:00:23
My Email:[email protected]
Look its me here on the incredible orm and cheep website designed by ian battersby incredible wow fantastic amazing wooo. Ok so that was me being nice. Hey ian where's the star wars trivia gone please get something else or i may get boredand then youcou
d blah blah blah di blah fuck blah bollocks blah blah blah.
Jamie
Cheep the bird - 11/25/99 16:17:01
My Email:cheep@cheepstow/inabilitytofly.puppet
Cheep here. I've been reading Orm's comments aboot me being an "Infernal Bird" or some shit like that. Does that mean I am like, on fire or what? Please explain as I am hard of understanding. Also, don't listen to Orm's "(gunshot, thud)" sympathy outc
ies, he just craves attention. Although that was the best message on the site in a long while, but anyway. Right... must fly. Bye. Cheep (not Dave).
Jane - 11/25/99 11:16:16
My Email:[email protected]
Hello, I've been told to insult sean. Okay sean you smell (and you are mean cos you keep tickling me-no dodgy comments please!!!)
So there, I hope you are happy.
Orm and Cheep are cool and that is it really.
See you later, love Jane
Norman's Mum - 11/25/99 10:03:28
My Email:Norman'[email protected]
NORMAN, get down from that tree!
Orm the Worm - 11/25/99 09:50:16
My Email:orm@the_end_of_his_tether.com
Hello Orm here. I am writing to remind everyone of my existence this is a web page devoted to me and that infernal bird. The book d� la guests is filling with insults and deaththreats, so if are going to write in this book make it pleasant and nice and lo
ely please �coz we in the Cardboard Light Wood wish to live in peace and harmony; ie quiet, peaceful, serene. Well that was until Bert Racoon woke up causing the usually havoc falling out of trees, etc. Also I wish to live without that Ceril Sneer wanting
to destroy the forest for his own money grabbing gains��.oh sorry about that I relapsed into the world of �The Racoons�. Their show was shown on Saturday mornings before �Going Live�. A kids primetime slot. We were placed on ITV on weekday lunchtimes, WHO
THE HELL IS WATCHING THEN???!!!?! Drunks and the unemployable that�s who. No I am not bitter�.not bitter at all���..DIE BERT RACCOON! Why call a character Bert it�s a shite name. Call your characters Mole or Snail or Cheep�..cheep �..CHEEEEEEPPP. Come bac
Cheep and bring your CD collection of Bob Marley������..(Wimper)�..(Cry)���Goodbye cruel world���(Gunshot)�(Thud)
Katie-Watie - 11/24/99 12:31:57
My Email:[email protected]
Hello Firstly, Bec says she loves your brother. I don't really know him so I won't comment, I like Orm and Chhep and I like your games. Got to go see you soon love us
Sean - 11/24/99 11:50:33
My Email:iwillnot be amusing@this emailaddress.com
Gaz, Gaz, Gaz, Gaz, i cannot say that i found your attempt at humour in the slightest bit interesting. if all you can do is waffle on about e mail addresses then i cannot understand why you are even trying to fight me. i obviously am of a higher intellige
ce and would win in any type of verbal slanging match. I also do not apreciate the fact that you have mentioned were a am of residence across the world wide web(even though the chances of anyone reading it are slim to none, no offence ian, but no-one read
it do they).
Jamie - 11/23/99 09:45:45
My Email:[email protected]
Oh my god. There is just too much going on here for me to handle. I mean for one minute i thought that you Gaz were being kind to me but no obviously not. Anyway now Sean has got in on the act and i suppoes i should support him against you, so that i c
n live to fight another day. I can only say at this moment that i'm very scared. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jamie the scared one!!!
Gaz - 11/18/99 11:26:41
My Email:Idon'[email protected]
B4 you even start Sean I know I have spelt several words wrong in my last entry. Such as Boundary. However at least I have the presence of mind to admit to my mistakes, rather than let some poor helpless fool take the blame for them. As Iam sure you would
you spineless freak. I see you baby SHAKIN@ YOUR ASS! Iam going to see Groove Armarder next week that should be cool!
Gaz - 11/18/99 11:21:18
My Email:[email protected]
Dear users of my brother fine web page, I would like to draw your attention to Seans last entry (childish sigger @ the word entry)in this guestbook. His e-mail address may appear to be funny at first but on closer consideration it soon becomes dull. There
is a reason for this, and the reason is that fact that Sean is a smelly poo poo bum head who cannot think of his own e-mail address. If we look down the list of messages we can clearly she that I have used a very similar (some may even suggest the same) f
nny e-mail address. Sean I hoped that you would have realised by this age that you cannot advance your social status by standing on the shoulders of comedial greats such as myself. Sean you my be taller then me, but my hight I have achived using my own ab
lity, however your gangley frame was probably forged when you frigged a being similar to myself. One who pushes the very fibers and bondaries of society itself. I might go even as far to suggest that I introduced the idea of funny e-mail address to this w
b page. Infact I will.
I INTRODUCED THE IDEA OF FUNNY E-MAIL ADDRESS TO THIS WEB PAGE!
I might just add that Sean you have no connections to any heavy mob on account that you live in Burscough!
Sean - 11/16/99 15:17:12
My Email:[email protected]
Now who does gaz really think he is. I also don't think he knows who he is messing with. Because as we speak, that little s**t is being beaten up by the 'heavies' that i have sent round. Also i would like to put an emphasis on the word little (yes little
a ha)by this i mean he is a lot smaller (height wise) than i am. and if he does not watch out then i will come round and pan his face in, and then knock hi proverbial block off. There is only one thing left to say to you Gareth 'weasel' Battersby "THE WO
M IS TURNING" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (slowly fades to make a point).
Freakboy! - 11/14/99 15:08:27
My Email:[email protected]
God damn it Sean you have the ordasity to insult other peoples poor use of English. When it is plane to see that you have little or no concept of the language yourself. Then to top it all you suggest I have some kind of "Hate thing" going on with Norris,
aying that I should kill him or somthing. Well that is not true, I think Jamie is a very fine upstanding citzen and you Sean could learn alot from that young man!!!
What the fuck Iam talking about I really would like to piss on the little freaks eyes shouting over and over again "can you feel that bitch can you?"
Ricky Martin - 11/12/99 16:21:02
My Email:[email protected]/comeon!
I'd just like to report missing items. One heart, and also some money. I was just sleeping in some funky cheep hotel (yes, CHEEP), and the next minute, it's all gone. I'm surprised I didn't wake up. I must of been slipped a sleeping pill. Would anyon
like to help me? COME ON! Thanks. Ricky Marmite.
Chaz - 11/12/99 15:11:41
My Email:chaz@'n'dave.com/sainsburys
I think this guestbook has far too many people talking aboot nothing. I just wish you'd stop rabbiting on to each other with all this offense. Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabb
trabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbit- you've got more rabbit than Sainsburys, why don't you give it all a rest, with your incesent talking... you're becoming a pest. Love Chaz. (no, really, do actually LOVE me, please).
Paul Scholes - 11/12/99 15:06:54
My Email:[email protected]/ginger
I've heard rumours that the designer of this website hates me. Well I'd like to arrange a fight with him. During this fight I shall over-react and roll aboot on the floor clutching hold of my face, although I may have been kicked in the shins. Love Paul xxx
