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| WARNING: BELOW IS A COMPUTER ENHANCED IMAGE OF WHAT NORRIS MAY LOOK LIKE NOW |
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| TAE KWON DO star Chuck Norris threatened by the way Chanland was being run and scared of losing his evil powers decided to reveal to the world his true self; a demon sent from hell to melt the minds of children. |
| VICTIMS OF CHUCK 1.Ghandi 2.Snoop Dog 3.Master Yoda 4.Mr Bean 5.Bruce Willis |
| Jackie Chan unstaved by Chucks new form managed to trick Norris, with 2 carrots and a piece of barbed wire, into a volcanoe leading straight to the core of the earth. SADLY before chuck fell he managed to drag 5 well known people with him into his MOLTEN UNDERWORLD. |
| CHUCK NORRIS 2002 |